Just Jack

We still need Internet from Spectrum so it’s not that much more for the local channel package. We may switch someday, just not today.

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Chuck-E-Cheeses-New-Jersey-Deptford-Fight-Brawl-Stabbing-Arrests-475785293.html

Did it a few years ago. Also using a Roku, but we did keep our local basic cable for local channels only. Also using Sling like you.

Couldn’t find the joke thread A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too,", says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" "Certainly, sorry about that," ,says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?" "I'm working on the building site across the road,", explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvelous,"says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call." So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money." "I'm always looking for the next job,", says the duck. "Where is it?" "At the circus,", says the barman. "The circus?", repeats the duck. "That's right,", replies the barman. "The circus?", the duck asks again. "with the big tent?" "Yeah," the barman replies. "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?", says the duck. "Of course," the barman replies. "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck. "That's right!" says the barman. The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . ......... "What the f**k would they want with a plasterer??!"

Wasn't looking for anything special. Got it from a closed FB group I'm in..

now they’re doing it to animals.... http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/376483-donations-of-deer-semen-make-up-majority-of-donations-in-texas-state

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

David Ogden Stiers, Emmy nominee from 'M*A*S*H,' dead at 75 http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/03/david_ogden_stiers_mash_actor_dies.html

Look into Instacart, the shopping service. They just started in our area and are looking for people to do the shopping and deliveries. One of the first rides my wife took, the driver said he was sitting at home waiting for people in his area needing rides. Seems the better option if you're in a popular area (like where we live) instead of sitting in some parking lot.

When it came here last summer, the local news interviewed some of the people signing on as drivers. One guy did just what you say, quit his job and bought a new vehicle with the sole purpose of just being an Uber driver.

Must have been a Trump supporter

Most of the time after a game, I don't even bother trying to switch lanes until I hit the I-390 exit. Just stay in the left lane to that point. And that's even after waiting an hour for the parking lots to empty.

I would hope not. He does have standards. They're low, but he does have them.

1) Find a local storage auctioneer 2) Ask if you can stick your toys in an empty locker for him to auction 3) Split proceeds with auctioneer

Doubt it, it's already been 9 hours since he started it. And it's been reported to the mods.

Revolution, mainly because they ended on a cliffhanger. At least let them come back for 6-10 episodes to wrap it up like they did Jericho.

Don't Trust The B word In Apt 23 (former Buffalo Bill Dean Cain appeared in a few episodes)

I thought I saw an article that said he even flew back before the closing ceremony but I can not find it now. I did find this.... http://amp.tmj4.com/2506000342/shani-davis-skates-away-from-olympics-in-silence.html

Maybe he means this type of drone....

Underage

Anyone wanna buy some oxi?

Step 1 - buy him an alarm clock.