Just Jack

When they call, just put on a porno and tell them you're a little busy right now. Or, turn the volume up and listen to their sales pitch. See how long it takes them to hang up.

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I used to not like turkey, because it seemed to always be such dry meat. Several years ago, I had some dark meat instead of my usual white meat only. That ended up somewhat changing my mind. The dark meat was juicier than the white meat I usually took.

After Week 12... 1. New England Patriots (10-2) Up 1 2. Denver Broncos (9-2) Down 1 3. Indianapolis Colts (8-3) n/c 4. Baltimore Ravens (6-5) Up 6 5. Los Angeles Chargers (7-4) Up 1 6. Jacksonville Jaguars (7-4) Up 1 7. Buffalo Bills (7-4) Down 2 8. Houston Texans (6-5) n/c 9. Pittsburgh Steelers (6-5) Down 5 10. Kansas City Chiefs (6-5) Down 1 11. Miami Dolphins (4-7) n/c 12. Cincinnati Bengals (3-8) n/c 13. Cleveland Browns (3-8) Up 2 14. Las Vegas Raiders (2-9) Down 1 15. New York Jets (2-9) Down 1 16. Tennessee Titans (1-10) n/c Division Leader Wild Card

Week 12 results Pick'em Philadelphia and Buffalo hurt a lot of people this week. Three people, BritBill, Real McClappy, and LeviF, had the best picks with 13 correct. BobbyC's Brilliant Bets jumps to the #1 spot, with a score of 122. Top 10 still has 5 points spread from 1 to 10. Survivor Nobody knocked out this week, 8 people still remain. Most popular winning pick was San Francisco by 4 people, then Seattle and Baltimore with 2 each.

Actually, I don't think it will be. Home opener in a new stadium, they'll pick an AFC East team. Home Opener is typically a sellout already, no matter who the opponent is.

The team has high hopes with the departure of Sean McDermott and return of Brian Daboll as head coach.

In the words of Charles Dickens, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”

How did your actions yesterday help the Bills lose? Something you ate? Did you change your shirt at halftime? Kick that annoying friend/relative out of the house? Make this your one away game for the year, even though you've never seen the Bills win a game in person when away? I’ll start… I watched the game, not just had had it on as background noise. Which makes it more interesting that I was traveling so it would have been easy enough to ignore it, but I decided since it was on Prime that I could easily watch it.

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Plus, he's a ghost, so he can just run through people.

The one good thing is the Texans have a tie breaker over the Ravens, having beaten them already this season, if they finish with the same record.

I remember back when the Bills went to 4 straight, it was said that when you consider the playoff games, it's like playing almost a whole extra season.