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Prior to reading the list - My guess is 27. Well, after that, I'll take 21. At least it's better than the Bills' Backfield rating from yesterday.
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Gin Blossoms: New Miserable Experience - just about one the best rock n roll albums I've ever heard. Fountains of Wayne: Welcome Interstate Managers - Bought it for my kids so they would have the hit "Stacey's Mom." Turns out that most of the album is a power-pop masterpiece.
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CNNSI Ranks the best backfields in the NFL...
Southern McButterpants. replied to bizell's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Seems like it's just another opportunity for CNN/SI to ball-wash the Pat*s. I can't believe that they ranked the Bills lower than the Texans, Broncos & Jets. Does the rest of the football world really have that low of an opinion of is? Small reality check: the Bills did finish 7-9 the past 3 years; not 2-14 . . . -
Always wear underwear on school picture day
Southern McButterpants. replied to Just Jack's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I recall there being a whole series of "Drity Eddie" jokes all set in a classroom. Teacher is doing vocabulary review and going through the letters of the alphabet. She arrives at the letter "U" and asks someone to use a word begining with the letter "U" in a sentence. Little Mary raises her hand and says, "You are very pretty." Teacher says, "Well that's not quite correct. That word doesn't begin with the letter 'U.' Can any one else think of a word that begins with the letter "U?" All hands are down except for Dirty Eddie. He is waving his hand back and forth in the back of the room. Knowing she will regret it, the teacher calls on Eddie. "Yes, Edward do you have a word?" Dirty eddie says, "Yes, I do. 'Urinate.'" The teacher winces and says, "Yes, that word begins with "U." Can you use it in a sentence?" "Sure. Urinate, but if you had bigger breasts you'd be a ten." -
There's a guy who shows up every Saturday at the World Gym in Hamburg wearing jeans. I'm pretty sure he wears sneakers, but you would think after 6 months the guy could buy a pair shorts or sweats. That said, I should be careful what I wish for. . . There was a guy working out on the machines today with some tree-mendous butt cleavage How do you not feel that?
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Bad 80's movies
Southern McButterpants. replied to Hazed and Amuzed's topic in Off the Wall Archives
OK, I have 2 bad ones and one that's just a little cheesy . . . 1) The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. Just a fun film to watch. Trailer 2) Clue. God, I wanted Leslie Ann Warren to fall out of that green dress . . . 3) The Karate Kid. Ok, not a bad movie, but a definite cheese-fest. I also consider it to be one the most quotable movies of all time. - Ah, Buddha provide. - Miyagi understand, Miyagi once have mother too. - Hm, different, but same. And all of the other usuals . . . Wax on, wax off, etc . . . -
Vergatorio - Venezuelan Penis Phone
Southern McButterpants. replied to /dev/null's topic in Off the Wall Archives
What a tool . . . -
Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* W Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers W Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints L Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins W Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets W Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans L Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars W Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs W Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons L Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L 9-7 Overall with another late season swoon to ruin our holidays.
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"There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today." Admiral David Beatty "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . and I'm all out of bubbelgum." Johnny Nada
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Best Steelers Fan Ever
Southern McButterpants. replied to DrDawkinstein's topic in Off the Wall Archives
what a maroon . . . -
Biggest Douchebag in the World?
Southern McButterpants. replied to billsfanmiami(oh)'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
He is annoying . . . that said, his ESPN 360 commercial is a good one. "The secret is in the internet connection." -
Michael Gaines Released
Southern McButterpants. replied to LynchMob23's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I agree . . . he was better than any other TE on the team at the time. Say that 3 times fast -
Moment of silence for LINDA BOGDAN
Southern McButterpants. replied to gordong's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Terrible news . . . condolences to all of her family. -
"A Christmas Story" fans....
Southern McButterpants. replied to EndZoneCrew's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Winner winner, chicken dinner . . that's what he yells. -
CNN - SI.com I hate the magazine, but the website rocks . . . . great NFL coverage. A bit too much Pat*s ballwashing by Peter King, but if you can get by that . . . .
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I always defend WGR...
Southern McButterpants. replied to ans4e64's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Schopp is douche and his act wore thin on me. I was a solid all day listener to WGR for 10-15 years, even going back to pre-sports yalk. I don't listen at all anymore. I might tune in one a weekend when I know that all of the usual suspects aren't on the air. -
Are the Bills withholding info
Southern McButterpants. replied to Dr. Trooth's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
You've got to be kidding, right? Granted, he's not Ed Reed, but outright release him? You're frickin' crazy . . . -
Anyone ever have a sleep study done?
Southern McButterpants. replied to buckeyemike's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I had one a few years back. Turns out I had a Thyroid condition that was jsut wrecking me physically . . . I take a daily thyroid supplement and I will for the rest of my life . . . -
The more i hear about Freud, the more I'm convinced that he was a jack-a$$ . . .
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Agreed, Cobain was a talented songwriter, but was a very average - at best - guitar player. Leave it to RS to put him @ #2. Next, they'll write that Stu Sutcliffe was an under-rated Bassist. . . All he did was face away from the audience cuz he couldn't play very well. Actually, probably not. I like the Beatles, so RS wouldn't pay them a lick of attention.
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Who the f*ck still uses a pay phone? Classic . . .