Southern McButterpants.

Seems to be a trend that I've noticed in a lot of mocks . . .Some gem seems to miraculously fall to the Pat*s . . .

I have no dreams of Boston, but a few of my friends and I are seriously toying with the idea of doing the 1/2 Marathon at the Niagara Falls International marathon . . .

Good Luck!!!

Ruben Brown ('96) was an 8-time Pro Bowler . . . That's an impact player.

They should have make one for the Sabres . . . I'm thinking SabreTooth with a dildo and some poor sap with a mullet bending over . . .

Now I'm confused . . I thought Prosciutto and Pancetta came from pigs, not rainbow-farting unicorns

. . . Did you play the demo? A horse?

WTF is wrong with them? Seriously, W-T-F is wrong with the mental capacity of the people on the Power Authority Board? No wonder this state is in the schtitter . . .

Funny how lots of posters state that Cutler's (Insert any QB except Trent here) won-loss record doesn't matter cuz he was saddled with a lousy defense . . . However, Trent sucks, won't develop, can't throw downfield, yada-yada-yada . . . Where was Trent's outstanding defense? or O-Line for that matter? Why do I continue to read these posts and threads? Trent -Haters: Face facts; the Bills FO likes Trent and thinks he has the tools and mental ability to be a successful QB in the league. So please stop wasting your time (and ours) thinking about trading for, or drafting another QB . . . it's not going to happen, at least not in this season . . .

Everybody loves a good "underdog triumphs" story . . .She really knocked that outta the park . . . Not an easy song either . . . Thanks for sharing.

Spent a lot of time in C'port when i worked for Adelphia . . . Sheetz MTO was always a good choice for breakfast or lunch. There was a Chinese restaurant that everyone called the China GRADEN, cuz they had menus printed up with the incorrect spelling . . .

What he said . . .

Now -4 thru 10 . . . Chad brought the A Game this week.

Chad Campbell had an awesome first round . . . Birdied the first five holes. Tiger had a nice round, but gave 2 away at 17 & 18 . . . BTW, have you checked out Masters.com ? Live streaming video, pop-up updates, picture in picture . . . How do they expect me to get any work done?

Never heard of 'em (not my cup of tea) . . . Is that a chick fronting them?

I like women who smelt like a dead carcas . . .

Well, that was easy . . .

God, I can't wait for the draft to be over so we can stop these endless Peters for XYZ picks threads . . . Why do I continue to click on these?

Maybin will either be the second coming of Jason Taylor or a bust. I just think there's too much risk for him . . .

Take a day trip down to Charleston. It's maybe 2 hours tops depending where you're staying. Murrel's Inlet has lots of boat charters and jet ski rentals . . . Not sure what the weather will be like but there are at least 2 great water parks . . . Myrtle is awesome . . .enjoy!

That's frickin' awesome . . . good find, Cat . . .

Bad Pun Time!!!! What's the difference between a prestidigitator and a prostitute? A Prestidigitator has cunning stunts and feats.

Appropriately sick . . .

Hey, did you get that from Man Vs. Food? That was last week's show. Adam Richman is SICK! Not that he's svelte or anything, but how does he eat all that crap and still fit in the frame?

Fixed