Joe Miner

Imagine if she actually took the time to get good at something useful. Like porn.

That's obviously photoshopped. The white ones don't get that big.

Here was Gailey's quote after the game talking about McLovin returning punts: http://www.buffalobi...ec-7f43a05f3eb3 Seems like bad punts were something on his mind.

Just don't nail the cleaning lady at work, and then giver her a cashmere sweater with a spot on it.

Didn't Chris Rock have a skit along these lines in his stand up? You are a dick in a glass case. She'll break the glass in case of emergency. Until then you sit on her shelf waiting. Here's your solution: Step 1) Pick up your phone and delete her contact info. Step 2) Delete the conversation with all the texting history Step 3) Go !@#$ another girl Step 4) Repeat step 3

You should definitely know about being programmed.

As soon as they can start taxing people making $1mil+ a year at a 75% rate, things will start looking up for France. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2200802/Embattled-Hollande-defends-75-tax-rate-disillusioned-France.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I thought it was a stupid statement to say Russia was still our #1 enemy? http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2012/sep/07/barack-obama/obama-says-romney-called-russia-our-no-1-enemy/

Everyone makes mistakes on a mobile device, but seriously?

At least he has a hot girlfriend to comfort him in his time of need.

Gotta wonder if there was some booking fee paid to BoA stadium ahead of time, and whether that was refundable, especially with so little notice.

Sounds like the plot of a porn movie.

Good thing the Operator didn't say "I don't know".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub-replacement_fertility http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_fertility_rate I know wiki sources and all. But beggars can't be choosers, Sue, Maybe the future should include gov't subsidies to !@#$ nerds?

Probably want to avoid using a black tarp for racial reasons. And to be safe, you shouldn't call it a TARP, because Obama's not sure whether he's blaming Bush for that or taking credit for it himself.

America's only good at producing one of those.

If they can't fill a factory with jobs, why would you be surprised they can't fill a venue with people.

Over her face.

Can you guess what the weapon of choice was for Hitler's forces during his Spanish Invasion? Hammers.

FYI The NFL Game Rewind App is now available on the IPad. All the app currently shows is a countdown until whatever week 1 game you have selected.

This is a total effort to create jobs. Who the !@#$ uses an electric pen? Now everyone will. You're welcome electric pen business.

Put a zipper on it.

Just say no to Landry Jones.

But in this one, the person needs to be holding a protest sign.

They'll just put a picture on it, like the vending machine falling on the person sticker.