Joe Miner

I don't get it. Are we asking for tax returns because we think he is committing tax fraud? If not, who gives a ****. Why would anyone be hypocritical enough to slam someone for reducing their tax burden? Everyone that files taxes does everything they can to reduce their tax burden.

Hell, I couldn't have done it without my caveman ancestors having learned to wipe their ass with leaves.

I just got done taking a ****. I'd like to thank everyone here for paving the way before me in order that I could take such a fine **** and wipe my ass properly. I'd like to thank the public water for me being able to flush. I'd like to thank my parents for teaching me to sink some Cheerios and wipe my ass when I was younger. I could never have taken such a nice **** just now without everyone here having helped me out.

Once the Executive Order is issued, the stadium will be renamed to Panthers Stadium. Problem solved.

Speaking of political ads. Here in OK it's just the opposite. This state is as red as it gets, and is always called the moment the polls close. But recently we are seeing a few Obama ads on TV (usually quoting that Wash Post article). Which is funny, because that's a complete waste of money by his campaign. Romney isn't even spending money here.

I did find it funny last night as I was watching NFL Total Access. They had Santonio Holmes on and were talking about the possibility of Joe Flacco getting a new contract. Holmes was in the camp that Flacco wasn't ready to get the $15mil/year type of contract. Moose Johnston then said that Sanchez was very similar to Flacco. Both had gotten to the AFC Championship and lost, and that both really weren't the reason that their teams win games. Moose then said that Sanchez was similar in that he also didn't deserve a big contract. Holmes was very quiet when talk turned to Sanchez. I don't disagree with the conversation. Just thought that it must have been quite uncomfortable for Holmes when the talk turned to Sanchez, and that made me smile.

I'd be a little worried about Lynch if he were chasing me in a car.

And yet we still haven't taken out Snooki.

The dark haired chick? Or is she one of the Fox Blondes?

Ooh Ooh, let me try: 1) Bush caused the economic collapse. 2) Baby Boomers couldn't retire due to stock market crashing 3) When the economy recovered, there were no open jobs from baby boomers that should have retired earlier but couldn't because of Bush. So due to demographics, this economic recovery can't be judged like recoveries in the past. This recovery actually worked, you just can't see it yet.

But it's the longest word he knows. How else will he sound smart?

Black people don't like water. Duh.

I think it's Obama tried (real hard), the economy died.

It's a tricky position to find on Bain's Org Chart.

Liar. It's been a minute and no post. There's probably been 100 or so pitiful tweets along these lines since you promised to post one.

It was Bush's fault.

So you start off saying something stupid in this thread. Then come back admitting you were wrong at the same time attacking the poster that called you out. And finally changing your original argument to another argument you are pulling directly from your ass. Don't look now, but your stupidity is showing.

Maybe that just makes us all worthy of the Idiot brand?

Curious tidbit of info. Every time Cruise has divorced a woman, she was 33 years old. At least that's what they told me on the radio. Haven't cared enough to fact check it.

Don't worry about it. All too soon you'll be on the couch watching TV at midnight working on rubbing one out while she's asleep in bed, because the annoyance on her face and in her voice when you beg for sex will have destroyed whatever self respect you had when you came into the relationship. All sex will soon become a quicky, because really, at once a month (in a good month), how long are you really gonna hang in there for? Congrats again on the wedding.

If he didn't, that's terrible journalism.

I just hope I'm not one of lybob. Whatever the !@#$ that is.

Directly from the article:

Please elaborate on the idea of the hardest workers being the people on the bottom. I'm especially curious about your definition of hardest workers and how that correlates to someone being on the bottom.

Why would they get bored? There should be tons of opportunities to get a pick 6.