Saint Doug

So, teams bring their A game against us. Do we bring our A game to them?

Browns fans have to deal with a skunk on the field weekly. Anyone say this yet?

Coupled with all the injuries we have, I’ll write to Roger Goodell and see if he can adjust their W-L downwards and ours upwards.

He definitely was able to make that throw. It was just caught by the wrong team though.

He missed the comfort of laying on his money pile, so had to go back and lie down.

If that was McKittrick, it could be Allen falls in disgust for another would be touchdown drop.

Perfect. He’ll be back for the AFC Championship game and Super Bowl.

I don’t think anything you listed would lead to an automatic firing while out of the country, especially since it doesn’t sound like he was arrested by the police.

No, I think people automatically went to things one could realistically be fired for. Wouldn’t matter what country he was in.

The underage angle may be accurate. It can’t possibly be just him bringing a woman back to his hotel room.

But I don’t think the players can have it both ways. If they signed a guaranteed contract, it will be legally binding for both parties. The owner will be obligated to pay every cent. Likewise, if a player asks for more, the owners will remind him of this contract. It can’t be a one-way street in favor of the players. If the player thinks they are worth more, they can sign a new contract, but it won’t kick in until the end of the previous one. At least this is how it works in the NHL.

Bills are lights out for prime time games. I’m not worried (I think…)

Not having guaranteed contracts allows players to hold-out/tweet about their disrespect to get back to the negotiating table. Many players play 2-3 years into a 5 year contract, then start complaining. Guaranteed contract will guarantee they have no recourse to get a raise. It’ll also put big time constraints on the salary cap. No more restructuring.

Tre’davious White’s money pile.

He was limping along a path of $100 bills we gave to him.

Never thought I would be this happy about a Cheaters touchdown!

I actually saw White leaving Target yesterday with a shopping cart full of Pokémon boxes.

I don’t know about the others, but Cam probably feels sick from watching Jefferson’s highlight re-runs. I certainly do.

Hold up, slipping on mats isn’t just a Bills thing?

This isn’t a Super Bowl team. Maybe next year once all injuries are worked out.

I would destroy Tona Brady. It’s ok. This is a Safe Zone.

This. Super Bowl contenders don’t go winless in their division. This is inexcusable.

Why do opposing QBs always get injured when we play them?

Or Ertz?

Definitely deliberate. Would love for a 250 lb linebacker to not leap over him and just fall on him with his leg up like that. His groin and hamstring probably won’t feel so nice after a forced split.