HereComesTheReignAgain

She has a snuke in her snizz?

If he doesn't live up to the contract, does the team owner get to shove him head first into a bucket of water and drown him...Maybe electrocute him instead?

I look at it as a documentary at this point.

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections." The Idiocracy Quotes seem so relevant to this thread!

I would choose between the 20s upper every time. Lower end zones make it very hard to see the action at the other end of the field.

Matt Roth signed with the Jags

I would be really pissed if I still had season tickets and couldn't park where we wanted to in lot 2. Why would you force someone who gets there at 8 to take whatever crappy spot happens to be "next". That's what they do at Foxborough and it sucks. Why mess with the tailgating, it would definitely not be the same if we couldn't get our group parked together. I can see not allowing people to hold spots when you get close to game time, but what are they looking to accomplish by messing with the early arrivals. "Something else being experimented with will be the "one car, one space" rule. This will take place in Lots 2 and 3. Cars entering those lots will be directed to the next available space. Officials say cars using those lots will no longer be able to park anywhere and then hold spots for their fellow tailgaiting friends who may show up at a later."

It is not possible that there is a man with a gun on campus. It is a gun free zone.

He really sounds like a spitefull douche in this address.

We were hanging out at our tailgate after a game and watched a police officer confiscate a samurai sword from some litte punk that was about to get beat up for mouthing off to the wrong person. The kid ran to his car and grabbed the sword from the back seat. The cop saw this and promptly took it. This big cop with a shaved head was policing the lot for the rest of the night carrying around a sword. Guarantee nobody gave him a hard time that night!

Allman Brothers, Blue Sky

I'm growing a little tired of the same old summer brews and would like to find some refreshing summer mixed drinks. I'm a rusty nail fan myself, but that is a little heavy for lounging by the pool on a hot day.

Gingers have no souls!

Very cool show!

The reigning league champs...Travis Henry's Parenting Academy

Except that when a pitbull attacks it has the potential to kill. Unless you are supremely adept at dog training and control, you should not own something that can kill rather easily. I own a Golden and a German Shorthair Pointer and the golden retrieves like it was bred to do and the pointer points like it was bred to do. I never taught any of these traits. A dog that has been bred to fight or protect needs an owner that can control them without question.

Apparently his BAC was .196, more than twice the legal limit. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/06/22/police-jackass-stars-blood-alcohol-more-than-twice-legal-limit-in-fatal-crash/?test=faces

Awesome!

Is You Ever Seen A One Eyed Woman Cry - Earl Hooker Greatest last line ever..."I'm gonna stop whoopin you in the morning and start back whoopin you in the afternoon" Nothing like a song about a woman who can't cry out of both eyes because one is swelled shut! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkZ-zLka54A

July 16th 6:06 AM Boys name: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Girls name: Bertha

General Grabber AT2. Great tire that lasts forever. Had them on my Silverado for the last few years I owned it. Very similar to the BFG All Terrains but much cheaper and more durable.

Idiocracy! "The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections" "Go away...baitin'" "You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square." "Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now." "Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!""

A guy goes into the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist that he needs to buy some condoms for his 11 year old daughter. The pharmacist is shocked and asks "sir, is your 11 year old daughter sexually active?" "no she just lays there like her mother!" he replies Why does a bride wear white? Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

Gotta say that really puts things in perspective. Makes you appreciate the things you have in life. Good luck with the walk!

Why do so many morons think that "freedom of speech" means there are no ramifications to anything you say? Just because he is free to say something doesn't mean he will not have to deal with the fallout.