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The Packers OL is awful. I can't believe it's just the players - do they even have blocking schemes, or are they coached to just run around aimlessly and try to confuse the defense?

I'm on a work computer, so I'm not googling "Cookie's Australian Dresses."

That's okay. I set my own broken ankle, I think I manage a severed limb. Superglue and duct tape, man...all it takes...

It's "true." But it's ultimately coming from the Suzanne Wright Foundation, which is a group of well-meaning but hopelessly reality-challenged buzzword-slinging lunatics. Their "HARPA" plan is literally nothing more than a half-assed chart of circles and lines, which will magically cure pancreatic cancer. It's just the sort of mental ######ation the Trump Administration loves, and House Democrats would love it it wasn't pitched to Trump first.

They won't do that, but they will make you use a push-reel mower to combat Climate Change(tm). (I have one of those, They mow well, but are a real pain in the ass.)

We should trade two of them and a draft pick for Antonio Brown.

Yeah, it's unusual to start a thread about it. Usually we just accept that the refs are going to screw us more frequently and harder than our wives, and take the attitude of "That which is understood need not be discussed."

At this point, the EU probably can't wait for them to leave.

I'm still pissed off just thinking about that. "Seniority is what I say it is." And Republicans are fascist, sure...

I won the lottery when I found this board, because all of you guys are awesome.

The irony being that's completely contrary to the source of her success in politics...

It's true. They hate Rush Limbaugh.

For example: QE, which had former Enron execs saying "It was fraud when we did it!"

Really? "Not having your gender recognized" and "being on the street" are equivalent dangers?

Is it fraud when everyone knows it's a transparent lie?

That is amazing. That was completely intentional, right? Uh...Snopes? Anything?

Who knows? That's why I have to see it... I actually feel bad for her. The in-studio staff was pretty merciless.

Not even going to read it. It'll just spoil the magnificence of the word salad of "jim carrey catriona white suicide cocaine prostitutes herpes wrongful death lawsuit std" in the link.

"Alle Juden raus!"

Does that mean they should be "justice involved?"

I wish he'd nuked it. I just want to see that, a ten megaton nuke in the eye of a hurricane. Anyone who denies wanting to see that is a liar.

Clearly ADP is wrong, because THERE'S CONSENSUS!!!!!

A 550-million-year-old worm was one of the first animals to move and make decisions, a new study says The scientific name of the worm is Yilingia spiciformis, but you know it better as "Peter Strzok."

Because it never happened before then, ever.

Great, now I'm picturing Bill Shatner in cutoffs.