Meathead

im 5-0 predicting the season so far. i just dont hardly ever make guarantees. this high horse is well earned and im riding into town on it. in fact since youre all my bitches now i can ride into town on you if i want. so put this bridle in your yap and shaddup

after the three debacles at the hands of two good teams and the jets, at 3-3 i have sunshine pouring out my ass

at least once more

dam strait

ppl will B word that the bills got lucky but carrington (i think) got a hand on that kick and kept it from being good. the same people that will B word wont comment that feeley hit a kick that was longer than his career long by SIX YARDS to tie it. if you count feeleys kick as a good play then you have to count the fg block as one also. if one is or isnt lucky so is the other ugly but nice win by the bills. im happy

fitz is not great, but hes not nearly as bad as fans make him out to be. qb play is like preseason - ppl completely forget past history. weve had so many truly bad qbs here its amazing we dont remember what that looks like more clearly he certainly is frustrating. he picks really inopportune times to suck. but he does distribute the ball and make plays enough to keep his team reasonable well productive most games id give him a C- right now, which is barely good enough to win. i mean cmon who has been a c- since drew the savior that wasnt? even the statue would have to be given a c+ at best his whole time here. sure id like fitz to be better but he could sure as hell be worse. i have plenty of opportunity to curse him during the game and im glad to have enough to cheer about. which sounds like a c- to me unless fitz makes some fairly miraculous transformation here soon, chuddys gonna have to draft a qb now this spring. its reasonable to expect fitz to be better than he has been and if it stays that way they have to try to upgrade the position just like any other. his current production doesnt deserve being the only viable qb on the option with no plan b. they will absolutely create that plan b next season, probably with tjax and an early pick for now fitz is good enough. barely. baree-lee

haha i totally missed the dickball reference. i was trying to figure out wth a mauron was lol

its only because he has a black sounding name

get a brain, its 'moran' im not one to criticize especially after a loss (edit: WIN), but that wc pass in that situation was unconscionable. the only good thing that can happen is a td, which would be great but relatively low likelihood. a turnover there is so thoroughly devestating that its just completely not worth taking the chance really completely indefensible call. im glad we got away with it, but i really hope he just comes out and says that was the dumbest call of his career or at least since hes been here cuz it sure as hell was

so far this is exactly how i expected the game w/l results to go, so they are still on pace for the ten wins i predicted granted, they have been a lot more shakey than i expected, especially on defense and fitz's inability to stop the wtf throws and hit some long ones, but they are still on track my confidence is much lower than it was to start the season, but as always the record is all that really matters. teams throughout sports history have often gotten stronger as the season progresses. granted we havent seen that in a long time around here but that doesnt mean it cant happen ten wins

im glad you said that, i was waiting for it, so essentially i was baiting somebody to say it others dont have the track record i do. i havent guaranteed a game in ten years. anybody can just roll out guarantees every week or so and eventually claim to be right. since its extremely rare for me it can only show that i am the most intelligent man in the world its more becoming to just accept your B word status and bow to your master. i am after all the master baiter

aint the the troof i generally like chan but that kind of call could get him fired. good thing for him the gods gifted the win back to us or he would have had a lot of 'splainin to do

you are all my bitches now

you are all my bitches

told ya

yeah gotta admit that wc throw is just mind bottlingly stupid. really surprised chan made that huge mistake and a reeeeeeeeeeeally bad time for fitz to throw one of his wtf passes when they coulda had an easy first down. maddenly frustrating but no prob. i already made the guarantee so its in the bag see?

yes thats exactly what im saying if you own a house, it is safe to put it up for collateral on a loan in a casino to bet everything on the bills youre welcome

preseason means nothing. its always meant nothing and will always mean nothing. the list of teams that either did really good or really bad in preseason only to completely reverse everything when the games counted is longer than the historic number of yards this ridiculously bad bills defense is giving up. so from a rational historical perspective, simply saying that those results are an indicator of these results is nonsense. yeah, this team has been epic bad the last two games and against the jests. in reality, that has nothing to do with preseason

over the years ive noticed when one team really needs to win a game and the other team could survive without it, the more desperate team usually wins first off, the bills must feel like the laughingstocks of the league right now after record setting ineptitude in the last two historic halves of games. they also know if they lose today their playoff hopes become very slim as they would have to go 8-2 the rest of the way the cards really dont need this game to stay in good shape for the playoffs. at 4-2 they only need to go 6-4 to have a good shot for at least a wildcard. yes they would likely go down a game on sf for the division but this one game isnt really big for them in terms of tie-breakers unless they split with the niners and end up with the same record and the same record in the division i think we will see a super focused and maximally motivated bills team today starving for a chance at redemption. the cards certainly want to win, but they simply cant match the sheer desperation the bills should be bringing to the field this game will look a lot like the kc game and the bills will win relatively comfortably so rules judge mh. so it shall be

too shay so youre saying glory bounds mom put jimmy hoffa in a wood chipper

they are going to win this week and next and everything will be right again in billsland. that is, until weeks 8 & 9 roll around, then it will be DOOOMED all over again as long as they can get to 4-5 they stand a decent chance to chase a wildcard after that

The most stunning thing about the NFL, heading into Week 6? How bad the Bills have looked, especially on defense. "Yeah,'' coach Chan Gailey said from Arizona Thursday, "I hate to use that word [stunned]. But this has really caught me off guard." Roll this around in your brain, about the team that has one of the best defensive tackles in football, Kyle Williams, and a supposed wunderkind bookend for Williams, Marcell Dareus, and a $16-million-a-year defensive end, Mario Williams: The Bills have surrendered 1,201 yards and 97 points in the last two games. Expansion teams aren't that bad against the run. Buffalo is surrendering 5.7 yards per carry, an incredibly bad number. (The expansion Browns in 1999: 4.5; the expansion Texans in 2002: 4.1.) I watched the tape of their historically bad game against San Francisco -- historic because it's the first game in NFL history where an offense compiled more than 300 yards rushing and 300 yards passing. I saw two quarterback pressures of Alex Smith. I saw gigantic holes for Frank Gore, and I saw Dareus and Mario Williams getting pushed around at will. ... "We've missed an inordinate amount of tackles,'' said Gailey, who has his team in Arizona this week because of back-to-back games out West. Buffalo plays at Arizona Sunday. "And we're not playing on the other side of the line nearly enough. We've got to create more force with our defensive front, so we're playing on their side more, not on ours.'' That's the simplest way to look at it. What's strange is how highly regarded and respected the three (supposedly) good run players are. And then you look at the games, and you see Mario Williams and Dareus, particularly, getting physically handled. Add to that the fact that Mark Anderson, who wasn't playing well anyway, is now out with a knee injury, and that the offense is sputtering and gives the defense no margin for error. With all of that, the Bills have to hope that somehow, some way their defense can turn things around against a couple of inconsistent offensive teams, Arizona and Tennessee, in the next two weeks. "I think it's a couple of things,'' said Kyle Williams. "Gap control, which is important because if just one guy doesn't cover his gap, if the guy thinks he can move over and make a play instead of playing disciplined and staying in his gap, then a [cut-back] runner can make a big play against us, and that's been happening. So that's been a big focus this week at practice. And I think we've had so many third-and-twos, third-and-threes ... When a quarterback has those time after time, he can call so many different things. Whereas if it's third-and-five-to-10, you're in a much better position to be able to rush the passer and be disruptive.'' It all sounds good, and logical. But if Dareus and Mario Williams don't raise their games, and fast, this is going to be one of the most disappointing seasons in Bills history. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/peter_king/10/12/nfl-game-plan-week6/index.html#ixzz297gHkwfy owwwwwwwch i wouldnt use the word stunning either. how about shocking. or better yet astonishing. alarming. incredible. unbelievable. pathetic

so youre saying your mom put the curse on the bills

its 'medicine man' racist hahaha beat me to it

i guarantee my entire lifes savings the bills will win this game. if im wrong you get the whole $24.50 24-17 bflo