Meathead

ralph is cheap

id love to have puffy as the owner some things we can look forward to: - Hennessey Stadium painted bright purple - cheerleader padonkadonks with frequent wardrobe malfunctions - zig zags at the concessions counter - drive by bowling ball shots - white women get tickets half price - beer vendors accept food stamps - players prohibited from smiling in their pics - fried chicken and watermelon shish kabobs - rap national anthem 'oh say, can you, mfkn see ...' - white walls on the medical cart

in a place like this where everybody gets to post, someone who leaves does so on their own. you cant blame one person for forcing somebody out, especially after you ban the alleged antagonizer, that makes no sense - oh the person who hurt my feelings is gone and yet im so weak i cant even take the memory. please hey, ive left boards many times, but its not one person that pushed me out. its the general personality of the board, and if i dont like that, i leave. simple

didnt they used to have a store or something over on fifth avenue

hey, now im just throwing this out there, what if we gave wade some arsenic, and then just happened to leave ralphs afternoon glass of metamucil unattended ...

how about a please dont let modrak make a pick billboard in early april?

i like to inject myself with propofol and mescaline, enter a zombie-like state, and pretend im a pretty, pretty pony

coy wire troy vincent frank reich ryan miller miller would come cuz when i told him the other three were coming he would too whats the common link?

that doesnt mean it isnt him

ok right. but i just think its funny how guys reminisce like this and make it sound all cool and jovial, but really i would be pissed. ive had some awesome practical jokes pulled on me and usually i just laugh my ass off, but if somebody is messing with your health or your job thats sorta different i guess im just wondering if mystery bills alumni guy was pissed

if youre good you probably feel like youre in jail if you suck then youre probably happy youve got a place to collect a nice paycheck for a while longer (cough green cough) if youre young then you should look at it as a great opportunity to learn and grow in an attempt to stay in this league somewhere

if chan went 0-16 (a remote possibility) this season there would be 0% chance he gets canned if chan went 2-14 in his second season there would be 10% chance he gets canned if chan went 6-10 in his third season there would be a 20% chance he gets canned of course there are other factors besides record. wade got fired cuz he wouldnt fire ronnie jones (was that his name?), the HORRIBLE st coach that deserved to be fired. still dont know why wade refused but he did and it got him canned the dick got fired cuz he was an ABYSMAL game day coach, and had no idea how to find somebody to make the offense not suck ass. he seemed to always make the exact wrong call on go-for-it situations, and lost games because of it. he also let a nappy headed retard with the iq of a turnip return a kick while waving the ball around, and then afterward let the guy off the hook by saying he was fine with him trying to make a play! really?!? ok, youre fired hank bullough got fired cuz, well he was a total idiot and his teams sucked, so bad example but you get the point. chan is here for the duration, a minimum of three seasons unless something really dramatic happens. so if you dont like chan, deal wid it

debbie downer alert: ok its funny and all, but wasnt it really a pretty dick thing for ron to do? i mean you said - you all only had one pair - you bought your own - youll break your neck if you dont wear them and ron ruins them for you just before kickoff?? again, funny, but really pretty dick. couldnt he have done it before practice or figured out some other prank that wouldnt have left you in trouble minutes before kickoff? what did he expect you to do, did he know youd be able to borrow some (if everybody only had one pair)? i love practical jokes like that but if it were me i woulda been like thats out of bounds dude

god i hope hes going out to check on modraks work

when a team is like this you dont go to the games for wins believe it or not theres an element of growth to being able to have fun at games where they get creamed i already went thru it, twice, at least. now its your turn

if youre that disappointed why dont you just take a leap off the space needle?

btw - you cant just put kelsay back at DE. he changed his body weight to play the lb position, if you put him on DE hes gonna be too small. and since he was never a pass rusher he would be even less productive as the containment DE that he was fairly decent at doing

you know it takes a big man to admit he was wrong and i respect that so i wont even laugh or make fun of you at ha haha ha ha. oh sorry about that, it just slipped. but anyway thats really cool of haha ha ha haaahahaha. oh man that not me, that not me man. i think its just awesome that you could hahahaaa ha ha bwaahaha haa you thought theyd be good hahahahaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wait lemme try again

within two sentences of each other too

+10 i saw guys in the wrong spots all day i also saw defenders in the right spots getting creamed cuz they were the only one at the point of attack and had to take on two or three blockers im not one to panic but yeah this defense looks very poorly coached. they are also getting pushed around, which is talent, but they just flat out cant consistenly construct a functioning defensive play. i suppose some of that still has to be placed on guys learning new jobs as they play but by the fifth game i would think a good d-coord would have them looking like they knew what to do a little more interesting that the only good game they played so far was against the fish. they did start half the game at gb well but collapsed. and its been downhill from there. its going in the wrong direction i would be shocked if edwards got canned this early, but as ive already posted on other places im thinking they decide to find a replacement well before next season

life is unfair deal wid it

even as we speak jamarcus is nuts deep in weed, hennessey, and white women he aint comin back

right on pro bitchers are bitchers in rain or shine

i am positive i could get a free tic and beer and food. its still a toss up lmao i realize full well you go to games now to party have fun and if they happen to win hey bonus! but ive just done it too many times and the spirit isnt in me right now. likely a gamemorning decision

nice post punch. i wish they had the +1 or thanks/groan feature here like other sites ...