The Plastic Cup

Any 49 year old alcoholic would need a lot of clean up. Can't see it happening here. That excuse is probably buried somewhere in the union contract. She'll be back on the job next week.

Sounds like she drank pre-flight, but was still a .20 by the time they tested her probably 2 hours later. That big leagues drunk. Somebody needs to get her into rehab.

I wonder if she really intended to 'win', as opposed to just finishing high up like she had in NYC. She may have boned up the math and broke out of the crowd and onto the course earlier than she meant to.

I assume this is a joke.......more thigh meat would be ideal but understand you wouldn't want to do anything to change that backside. That aside, I love everything about Koepka on the course. He's very easy to root for.

I swear I was her water cup during mile 17..... http://www.startribune.com/rosie-ruiz-boston-marathon-course-cutter-dies-at-66/528666472/

That’s what baffles me about the spa thing. Why wouldn’t he drop 5 grand to have some babe come to his suite at the Four Seasons for the afternoon, like Spitzer did?

Thank you!! I hate when we can’t keep all our Tommy threads organized!

It’s still the equivalent of spring training when it comes to Cano and running.

Explains why they all went apoplectic when a guy who wasn’t beholden to their rules beat the ultimate establishment candidate in the last election.

Failure to use turn signal in the left turn only lane?

I’m guessing a certain % of them were too, but is that all it takes to be included in the first paragraph of the story these days? Apparently a mass murder isn’t moving enough (read: won’t attract enough clicks) unless you can create an image of happy families shopping for backpacks and notebooks. And yes, 1000-3000 is a little broad!

Every moment of this POS’ train wreck in Oakland should be savored like a fine wine.

Very sad. I wonder how the media was able to so quickly ascertain they were primarily “back to school” shoppers.

Maybe the ratings were based on last year's performance instead of their draft profiles.

Time it with the rinsing of the shampoo to ensure rapid drain area cleaning.

Boy, the mug shot ten years from now is gonna be scary.

....and you’re using OTW for material? ?

It was an early morning yesterday I was up before the dawn And I really have enjoyed my stay But I must be moving on Like a king without a castle Like a queen without a throne I'm an early morning lover And I must be moving on Now I believe in what you say Is the undisputed truth But I have to have things my own way To keep me in my youth Like a ship without an anchor Like a slave without a chain Just the thought of those sweet ladies Sends a shiver through my veins And I will go on shining Shining like brand new I'll never look behind me My troubles will be few Goodbye stranger it's been nice Hope you find your paradise Tried to see your point of view Hope your dreams will all come true Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane Will we ever meet again Feel no…

Turn it up. ??

People put way too much pressure on themselves to ‘fit it all in’ or get their moneys worth. We had a free trip to Disneyworld when kids were 5 and 3 so of course we went. Kids were engaged until about 2:00 each afternoon, at which point we bolted back to the hotel to jump in the pool.

If it was originally on the rare side, I’ll slice it thin and cook it for 30 seconds in a hot pan and make a cheesesteak.

So a woman's 'right to be believed' suddenly becomes a 'rush to judgement' when the perp is a leftwing politician. And they print this ***** with a straight face. Unreal.

Nights in white satin Never reaching the end Letters I've written Never meaning to send Beauty I'd always missed With these eyes before Just what the truth is I can't say any more 'Cause I love you Yes I love you Oh how I love you Gazing at people, some hand in hand Just what I'm going through they can't understand Some try to tell me, thoughts they cannot defend Just what you want to be, you will be in the end

Ugh....most overplayed and overrated song ever.

I thought that was Yakov Smirnoff?