And I along with thousands of my fellow Pistons fans call it 'rooting for the home team' when we pelt visiting teams with cups of beer and urine!
And if I slipped some GBH in your drink and brought you back to my frat house for sex, my friends and I would just call it a good time!
It's fun when we get to make up our own rules!
That's stevestojan man. I was provoked. I didn't have time to think, I just hurled myself at Artest on instinct. Don't I have the right to defend myself?
I'm tired of being disrespected.
Plastic Cup Politics by Less Than Jake
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Hello six pack of confidence
Been so many nights
since we first met
Glad to see you've brought
all your friends
For another night of
plastic cup politics
Hello Mr. Six Pack of confidence
I'm glas to see you've already met
Ms. Twelve ounces of loneliness
And Mr. Plastic cup politics
I see you're under the influence
Of warm beer and the comfort of
all your friends
And I see that Mr. Loud Mouth
has had his forty ounce
And will pass out
I have no doubt
So drop your plastic cup and
clear your clouded heads
I keep asking myself if they realize
That their fears are really just the
same as mine
Do they know all their insecurities
Are the same ones that are inside of me
As people come and go
Do they know they're really not alone?
And the life of the party just left
I guess I couldn't cure his emptiness
Like all the rest
So drop your plastic cups and clear
your clouded heads
Here we are, another wasted night and
I am right along side
of forty sets of bloodshot eyes
And plastic smiles miles wide match
plastic cups we'll leave behind
It's just another night of
plastic cup politics
So drop your empty cups and clear
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...
...in front of the door?
Matt
...in a ditch?
Phil
...in your hot tub?
Stu
...on your BBQ grill?
Frank
...waterskiing
Skip
...on a beach?
Sandy
...in a pool?
Bob
What do you call his dog in the pool with no legs?
Bob Barker
...on the wall?
Art
And what do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art
What if he also doesn't have a tongue?
Tasteless Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Same guy after 6 months?
Pete
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in the water?
Swimming trunks
What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?
Curt 'n Rod
What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car?
Jack
What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Eileen
An Asian woman with the same affliction?
Irene
After the operation?
Noleen
(and in honor of The Funny Farm...)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
Lean Ground Beef
That's correct. The guy who attacked Waldo for no apparent reason was clearly NOT the aggressor.
The guy who threw me deserves all the blame. There is no telling how much damage I can do when thrown. Anyone who throws me deserves all the beating someone can dish out.
You know, if we executed all the cup throwers, we would have a much nicer world for people like Ron Artest to live in. Think about it.
Plastic cups don't start riots, basketball players start riots.
If you outlaw plastic cups, only Pacers will have plastic cups.
You can have my plastic cup when you pry it from my drunk, unconscious hands.
How "poster with the most inane defense of a common thug"?
You'd have been better off taking my side. Plastic cups have a better public imagine than Ron Artest.
Dude -- You better come into the stands with fists flying if you are going to tangle with me!
And if I'm even half filled with beer, it's lights out for you!