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Yeah i forgot. He's gotta pad his stats against SW LA Tech for the blind. But hey, the SEC has to play weak sisters so they can keep up the illusion that their conference is "tough." Hell, UF has tried a couple of times to end the yearly game with FSU. Even when we're down, we represent too much of a threat. They need the space to play another Div III school. I don't care that he got a concussion. Looks like the air of invincibility of the so-called "superman" wore off. I think that whining prick Urban Meyer got what he deserved. But hey, tim tebow will be an excellent NFL QB with the rush awareness he displayed on the hit. Tim Tebow, you got knocked the !@#$ out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNDxOyoAeXU

Dickless jauron would rather play to lose by 10 instead of trying to win and losing by 20.

You can call all the deep plays you want, but none of it matters when your gutless QB wont deliver the ball and simply relies on the checkdown. I've noticed a disturbing trend where if Trentative throws downfield unsuccessfully, he goes into a shell and basically refuses to do it again. But hey, as long as we throw 4 yard patterns on 3rd and 8, its all good.

That play is a microcosm of gutless, dickless jauron's coaching career. It also provides a perfect explanation as to why he has never been, nor ever will be a successful coach in the NFL.

Yeah, but my point was that if you aren't the national game at 4pm, you're still only televised in the local market.

Just got called in the atlanta-pats* game. Anderson rushes brady, hits him with a shoulder in the upper back half a second after brady releases it. Brady doesn't get knocked down, just takes the thump. But, because he missed a wide open Moss for a TD, they drop the flag and call "being in the vicinity of tom brady." Friggin ridiculous.

That would make sense except we aren't the national game.

Can anyone explain to me why tebow was still in the game at that point, especially considering he was sick with swine flu as well?

You are the man, Fez.

Here at FSU. I was a TA in grad school and she was a freshman in my class.

I agree. I wonder if kraft is going to let Simmons continue to man the foxboro lockerroom glory hole after writing that?

Having a meteorologist girlfriend, i now know which weather services to look to. Certain websites are better at predicting different things than others. For example, while accuweather.com tends to forecast temps that are always 5 degrees lower than everyone else, they are pretty damn good at predicting cold snaps. Check out their long range forecast. While the temps might not be dead on, if they're calling for a 10-15 degree drop, chances are you're in for a cold spell to move through. The girlfriend doesn't put much stock in the weather channel, but still wants to be an anchor there someday. She's got the necessary "equipment" to be an anchor there. Mostly though its because she is in love with Jim Cantore. We have a deal going. If she gets a job there, she's allowed to try and sleep with Jim only if she sets me up with Heather Tesch.

Are you single? If so, i know a great girl in NJ for you.

Jacksonville is a garbage heap that happens to sit next to the ocean. Not too unlike new jersey. Both places are infested with inbred trailer trash. The notion that there's anything to do in jacksonville is highly comical. Jacksonville likes to think it's a "big city" but it really isnt. The only reason the metropolitan numbers are so high is because the "city limits" of jacksonville cover a huge area. On I-10 driving into Jax, you hit the "city limits" 22 miles outside of downtown. So basically a little crap hole city decided to include all of the surrounding trailer parks as part of the "metropolitan area." John in jax is likely posting from his trailer, sitting there with his can of natty light combing his mullet and hoping the jags draft tebow so he can have something else to wear on a night out instead of his Dale Earnhardt Jr shirt and his cutoff jean shorts.

The weather channel is the MTV/ESPN of the weather world. But the scenery is nice. Best bet is to go check the NWS page for the forecast.

So if putting down anger will help lead to faith, what do people have to do to gain the ability to pull financial secrets and predictions from the Bible? (besides living under power lines and eating paint chips)

Excellent post. I'll also add in that this guy's "stats and percentages" do not take into account other factors such as a team "forcing" more big play attempts because they are down by more. If Tampa is down by 10, then can work into field goal range and kick the fG before trying an onsides kick. If they are down by 13, they are forced to score a TD before the onsides. Knowing you need to put the ball in the endzone in a hurry as opposed to getting into FG range is going to cause the opposing team to take more chances, and make more high-risk decisions in an effort to get the ball downfield. This directly benefits the defense, but cannot be accounted for in whatever jackass statistical analysis someone tries to apply to an NFL game.

Donte could make it to Canton, and Bill would be at the enshrinement ceremony screaming "reach" holding a sign saying "bust."

There was a store down here, and i can't remember which one, that had a warning saying that anyone leaving the store with a hat with stickers still on it (and no receipt form that store) would be arrested on suspicion of shoplifting. People that leave the stickers on need to be beat.

And this sums up why your so-called analysis is complete bull ****. In no world does kicking a FG and extending your lead from 10 to 13 points with little time remaining decrease your chances of winning.

On the contrary, finding the word FED may strengthen the case for suicide, given that pretty much all of the toothless inbred rednecks in that area are likely illiterate.

That we have a pretty good base for Mike Leach to build upon in 2010.

We beat a bad team, and then found a way to lose to a team better than us. We aren't wrong. thusfar its been typical jauron.

I want Jauron gone yesterday. I still do. The guy has a proven track record of out and out losing and game-day bungling. He's a good man, but they day he gets fired can't come soon enough, because he'll never get us over the hump. I also firmly believe he doesn't put players in the proper positions to have the most success (see: CBs playing 1/4 mile off the LOS). While I'd like to think this season might be different, the first 2 games have been nothing but typical jauron. Beat a bad team that you should beat, and somehow find a way to lose against a team better than you. That trend has to stop, but its Dick's MO. The first real test for DJ comes in week 4 against the fish. Its a road divisional game against a (thusfar perceived) inferior opponent. Good/rising teams find ways to win that game. Typical jauron finds a way to lose that one. So we'll see what happens. There's no logical reason why this team shouldn't be 3-2 minimum after the next 3 games. If we drop 2 of the next 3, its a big sign that we're in for another season of typical 7-9 jauron.

All this talk about "experience." What, pray tell, does experience without talent bring?