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I'll be ok if they just look at each other, say I do, and she walks down the hallway carrying a bunch of forks as a bouquet.

It's either I went to my stepdaugher's wedding, so my stepdaughter will now have to get married (to the same guy) every time the Bills play, or I wore my new suit. I'd be down with wearing my suit every game.

But I bet Josh and Gabe said those very exact words, so it's both, and OP is right. Nayh nayh nayh

Ok. After the events of today, I have to give a backstory. Brianna is my stepdaughter. Zoe is my daughter in law. Zoe wanted to come up from Kentucky with Brianna and surprise us. Brianna told Zoe she wasn't able to come home for the wedding. While Brianna told Zoe that, she was working with her sister Natalie (the bride) to come home and surprise Zoe and the rest of us. Brianna gets leave on Tuesday. She arrives in Buffalo Thursday. She's staying with us. Zoe arrives at our house around 3pm today. Zoe is walking in, and Brianna goes out to greet her, says whats up. Zoe's first words out of her mouth? What the ***** are you doing here!!!! Love this family!!!

Buffalo 44 Pittsburgh 13

Svetlana from Ukraine will be at your house in a couple of weeks.

Absolutely

My one stepdaughter is getting married on Sunday. (No. I won't be seeing any of the game). My other stepdaughter (I have 3 of them) is deployed in Eastern Europe for a year. Last night at the rehearsal, the deployed stepdaughter comes walking in! Got her leave 2 days ago. So all the kids will be here for the wedding! What's even better, is my stepdaughter's wife who will be here tomorrow, has no idea her wife is stateside! They haven't seen each other since March. The surprise is going to be epic!

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We'll bring back EJ Manuel if it makes you happy...

That explains it. Thanks for the clarification!

I'm not a hard core better, so I don't know. Appeared to me like Seattle was the favorite. Anyhoo, I think they're going to loose.

I read it as Seattle was the favorites... https://www.nfl.com/news/week-5-nfl-game-picks-2022-nfl-season WHERE: Caesars Superdome (New Orleans) WHEN: 1 p.m. ET | FOX MONEYLINE: Seahawks: +185 | Saints: -225 SPREAD: Seahawks +5.5 | O/U: 46

I wonder if him and Einstein are "roommates"

I'm going New Orleans over Seattle

One time at a church concert I saw Don Beebe and Steve Tasker when they played. I told them both what Art Wander had said, draft Phillip Bobo so we would have a receiver duo of Beebe and Bobo. Beebe laughed. Tasker said he would tell Marv. A bunch of players went to a Waterbeds and Stuff fundraiser during a Monday Night Football game. Thurman, Bruce, Talley, Reed, etc. Thurman was a rookie and I was sitting at a booth with him. During a halftime contest I won a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses. I went back to the booth, and I got some drinks for those at the booth. I came back and Thurman is wearing the Ray Bans. I said "Thurman, give me back my glasses". Thurman goes, "They were your glasses". No harm, no foul. There have been other small encounters. All good.

Einstein? Another alter?

It was a 4-1-6 scheme. 4 D lineman, 1 linebacker (not named Edmunds), 4 cornerbacks, 2 safeties with one who is on IR but is so good he could create a hologram of himself and suit up against Kansas City.

Do you understand humor? Apparently not

So YOU'RE the stadium! Post a selfie so we have renderings!!!