Cotton Fitzsimmons

I believe that many will argue that Andre Reed was our best 4th rd. pick, ahead of "Vitamin T" McGee

That's going to be a kick in YE OLE nutsack if they beat St. Louis, finish 7-9, and back into the playoffs by default out of the NFC West. That pick will drop to the bottom of the rd, simply because they made the playoffs ahead of several other teams with better records.

I'm with ya Big Cat. Moorman has been awful this year. I don't know what's going on with him. While there are bigger problems going on right now, it is getting concerning.

Mallet is called The Family Arm.

YE OLE will be the first to say Fitz sucked today. That being said, Family Arm is NOT a viable solution. We will rue the day that we draft Family Arm.

Where's the Internet Tough Guy when you need him? Where ya at ITG?

Allegedly he sported his Johnson on Facebook.

The GOOD WOOD flanked by Levitre and Mankins? Is that what we're talking about here?

YE OLE agrees whole heartedly. Remember after week 2 when we got ass paddled by GB, and Trent took a stroll out of bounds on 4th down? I thought the Chan Man was going to have a stroke after that game. One of the best pressers I've ever seen!

HOYOOOOOOO!!!!! *rim shot* Where ya at Deano?

This game is going to go down in similar fashion to opening day '03. Fitz will unleash an aerial assault on the Pats that will have us up by 28 at the half. Being that we won the toss and deferred until the 2nd half, we of course will get the 2nd half kickoff, and in the words of the legendary Don Criqui, will "be in the endzone 2 plays hence!" Having gone 5-2 over the last 7 games at that point, THE RALPH will get that old time feeling back, and we will all sing "Another One Bites the Dust" ... and the beat will go on...

This thread is an epic success. YE OLE's sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Raise the roof! Beer is here! Come on everybody and have a beer!

So how many people are watching this game tonight, that weren't planning on watching it before, just to see the mayhem?

They should also offer free beer while they're at it!

This thread is epic. Everyone is saying the same thing, yet disagreeing with each other. YE loves this!

Completely agreed LA. As I said, I think the announcer bashing is overplayed at times, but Criqui was on another planet yesterday. That "and they'll be in the endzone 2 plays HENCE!" comment was just bizarre. His whole performance yesterday was just bizarre. It wasn't even just bad, it was just strange as hell. I thought the guy must have stopped off at a few too many tailgates on the way in to the stadium.

I understand that sometimes we're too harsh on the announcers calling these games, and generally, Criqui has been decent, and I like the guy. However, that first drive yesterday, I thought Criqui was going to explode with excitement over the Browns and Hillis. It was one of the most bizarre things I've ever heard. 2 plays in "and it's MEN against BOYS out there as the Browns are just PUSHING the Bills around!" was a little over the top, but then when he said, "and they'll be in the endzone 2 plays hence!" YE was just completely taken aback. It was just very strange sounding. But, to be fair, he then came back and was like, "Ryan Fitzpatrick will no doubt lead the Bills to the endzone here!" as soon as our guys took the field. It seemed to even out with regard to bias, but it was just a complete overstatement of everything that went on. All things considered, Criqui is not too bad usually, but yesterday was very peculiar. I'm not a huge fan of Beurlein. I understand that he's on the lower rung of announcing teams CBS has, but he rarely seems prepared with any information or insight to me.

That was vintage Dick Jauron.

On 4th down, Bledsoe scrambled around and threw it away in a nonchalant fashion. Later claiming in the presser that he thought it was 3rd down. That was a choice play that YE had choice words for.

'98 Wildcard @ Miami... Andre Reed getting all up in the official's face for calling him down short of the goal line and getting a personal foul.

NICE

Yesterday as YE OLE was watching the game, YE stood up in his living room threw his hands up and shouted "What the hell is going on out there?!" similar to this legendary clip: So YE's question to all of you, what is your most memorable in game rant during a loss (by yourself, fan, or player)?

I'm not a big Auburn fan, but Fairley looks like a beast. If we committed to playing a 4-3 and put Williams and Fairley on the interior, they would do ridiculous things. From what I've seen of Fairley though, he plays on the edge and takes a lot of roughing penalties.

So just to clarify, you're saying that Kyle Williams would be a mere role player on 7-8 teams in this league?