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If there’s enough time for another Tannehill pick there’s enough time for another Burrow sack.

The blame for the pain lies mainly on the Spain

This is a classic “resistance force meets moveable object” type game

You can’t spell Pain without Spain or vice versa or something

Unless he slips. Too soon?

This is the point of the game where you find out which team wants it less.

Was there control prior to ground contact? That’s what’s required for it to be an interception. I don’t think he had it secured in his hands prior to touching the ground which is incomplete. The ball is allowed to touch the ground - after securing the catch and provided it doesn’t cause possession to be lost (I.e. ball moves) IMO this was not the case on the interception.

Can’t wait to see Vrables face when they overturn

Hit the ground. The ball not moving is irrelevant here since he didn’t have the catch before hitting the ground Edit: Steratore has it exactly. Ball can touch ground after possession but is deemed to help him gain possession if no possession prior to ground contact. It’s incomplete.

Until Jameson Williams takes his job Get all the Williams!

Tangentially related to above in this GM thread: There was a pretty cool story on The Athletic about Chiefs GM Brett Veach, he was that guy pushing for Pat No Matter What in '17.

Stashu heard if you wanna get the girl you should kiss her where it stinks, so he took her to Lackawanna.

Did he tell the one about Lackawanna? 😄

Granted that was huge, and I love how unnoticed that the first guy dapping Taron up in the end zone is Zimmer, don’t count that guy out next year, for his position he has elite speed. However I do have to give the nod to Hyde for how magical that pick was that nobody even believed it happened as evidenced by Portnoy’s crew: I’ve been watching this multiple times a day since it happened. And it gets funnier EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I mean, to me he’s more like Joe Kapp in terms of the physicality at the position or more recently Steve McNair. But damned if I’ve ever seen someone who is elite in size, strength, legs, arm, brain, leadership. He’s a lab-grown CRISPR-edited prototype T-1000 quarterback unit. I have no other explanation.

“@basedgarrett will help you with any tips on how and where to hide it”

“No, Stashu… to get the girls you’re supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants”

A Don is as good as a Wink to a blind horse? That’s Too Bad

I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers, get the papers

Willie or won’t he?

KC sideline reporter. She understands the threat.

He’s already plus in the run game, and in arriving at the pile just before the whistle to, ahhh, “wear down” the defense.

Was that Carson Wentz’s Mini-me?

Kingsbury getting clowned. Murray is not handling pressure at all.