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Ralonzo

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  1. He looks ready to be put out to stud. On whatever knot in the fence he can find.
  2. Oh brother, that PI vs Gronkosaurus was weak af
  3. Was Foles an extra in "Dude, Where's My Car?" or what?
  4. 2nd and 34. 3rd and 27. And Mike Evans channels his inner Robert Foster.
  5. Brady is like that little neighbor kid that talks ***** to you and when you go to smack him he runs and hides behind his big brother. Except Brady's big brothers are the guys in stripes.
  6. Those were some exceptionally good takes, and frankly the best was Burleson's. I've slagged him before but he's nailed it. You look at Allen's highlights this year and it's just dime after dime after dime from the pocket. There's no physical limitation where he can't do that for another 15 years.
  7. Nice WWE hip toss on Wirfs by Khalil Mack
  8. Leftists believe they can perfect themselves through their own beliefs, and live to gift that perfection to the entire world, by any means necessary.
  9. that ad during TNF cheezed me off "Trump's tax cut giveaway exploded our debt" Bidenworld, where the government not taking your money is: 1) the same as giving it away 2) the reason for debt as opposed to spending profligately Edit: And that's only the second most annoying thing he's said lately, as that "will you pack the court" answer, i.e. "You need to elect me to find out what I'm gonna do" https://www.cracked.com/article_24354_5-hilarious-ways-soviet-russia-didnE28099t-give-f2A2Ak.html
  10. Wasn't much of a route but he gives that size mismatch in RZ offense
  11. Yes, THAT Antoine Winfield. This is not a chawade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iokKq1VUrE
  12. In that case, a therapeutic course of leeches is in order.
  13. (puffs chest) I've watched a lot of football for a lot of years but the execution of that play fooled me. Might be the fastest I've seen a QB take center snap and be rid of the ball ever.
  14. In Soviet Russia, Josh Allen puts pressure on you! And stretches you.
  15. Got a Bosch T-Shirt that freaks people out, it's great. There's actually sheet music in the GoED triptych that's tattooed on someone's butt. Quite literally known as butt music.
  16. Yeah but they have all those opt-outs, and now COVID players? This year's Pats****** games don't count toward that!
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