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[6:38pm] 1) GotG3, I'm probably looking forward to Awesome Mix Tape #3 more than the movie. 2) VMS ad, because this is exactly the demographic concerned with menopause. 3) Turbo Tax tells you not to do your taxes. 4) YouTube Sunday Ticket and Keyboard Cat. I don't see the connection, except maybe oldest possible meme?

[6:30pm] 1) The Transformers go Hybrid, and punch each other for 2 hours causing no damage. See it June 9. 2) Gronk gives someone the stink eye. 3) Prime Sports Drink for people with Ted Striker-class drinking problems (see below) 4) Get her McDonalds for Valentines day, and enjoy sleeping on the porch. https://s3-prod.adage.com/s3fs-public/styles/1200x630/public/202309120_FSO_LoganPaul-KSI_PRIME_3X2.JPG

I dig the Telecaster. But if we're going to have like a half dozen anthems, why can't one of them be "We Built This City On Rock 'N Roll"?

[6:22pm] 1) Youtube gets Sunday Ticket 2) Pizza Hut makes a pizza, calls it a NY pizza. Slice doesn't flop when they pull it off the pie. Calling shenanigans on that. 3) Cocaine Bear. How is this a thing? 4) Dodge Ram buys the anthem singer, is it all they could afford? Next up: A Navajo will translate the several anthems being sung so they don't fall into the hands of America's enemies.

Johnny Walker Blue here. Because, why not. Is this the thread for the traiditional live commercial slam?

Curbstomp Your Enthusiasm

He should have taken a swing at Rodgers being an alleged 10 handicap, that sandbagging manbun. Mitchell was basically wired up live 2-way with the booth for a hole or two just now during the championship round, which was really interesting, and Nantz & Immelman discussed him partnering with Allen as well.

Awwww Apple, sucks to be you losing the trip to the Super Bowl on your own

Bad call by the side judge, forward progress was stopped inbounds, clock should be running.

Yeah he got there a beat too early and went through the receiver.

Fish at Pike Place market get thrown harder than that.

Screens? Are thos even legal?

He will be, until he becomes an arraignment for the Courts.

I'd have to guess that the KC DL are coached better and schemed better to go get to the QB and knock him down.

Not a catch but not remotely obvious a drop as the one by Devonta Smith that was ruled a catch. Makes you wonder why, hmmmm...

I hope the hell not, throwing bombs on 3rd down.

Looked worse because it's leading with the crown of the helmet and torpedoing himself.

hussey losing control of the game, go figure. 15 penalties on SF, 10 on Philly, all of these penalties offset, yadda yadda.

At least that was a legit PF. Got his money's worth.

Personal foul, reffing the kicker.

Hurts is lucky these guys are getting schemed college open within 3 yards of LoS and even then the ball is talking a long while to get there.

Both QBs are gimped, a dying quail from Hurts.

Go f(x) yourself.

Maybe they can get DJ Jazzy Jeff to yell "Keep that mic out ya mouth" and slap him.

Ironically Innes was nearly sued over the song back up the thread "Get Up And Go" being too similar to "Get Back," to the point it was left off the "All You Need Is Cash" album. So does that make Oasis a 2nd generation tape dub of the Fabs? RIP in peace, Ron Nasty