Ralonzo

I mean... that is his name.

Oho, kitty-cat refs go with the call that gives them the automatic review.

Thats an incompletion. No football move.

blah, missed a set. on the plus side, one more pointy irish coffee into the evening wind-down. [8:56] 1) MATT DAMON! A movie about shoes. And 8-year-old slave labor. 2) Doordash Groceries. Roll that beautiful fava bean footage. And a nice chianti, ftftftftftft. 3) Gutfeld! for Fox. And Tyrese about to get sued by Bib Poppa Pump for wearing that. 4) Gronk duck hooks the Kick Of Destiny like me off the 2nd tee.

Are they actively sacrificial people or just animals? Also, to Baal or Satan? Asking for a friend who has a parlay bet.

[8:17] One last set at the half, and nfw i'm sticking for halftime 1) USFL football on Fox and NBC. 2) Probably the local ads? Tillamook cheese. 3) In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas 4) Cox Mobile with rebel sheep 5) ELF makeup/superglue.

[8:04] 1) Doritos who almost always tries too hard. Aaaaand... they do it again. 2) Coors Light vs Miller Lite, i.e. Crouching Piss, Hidden Urine. I liked the kung-fu but it's an ad for Bloo Moon beer. 3) Dog food? Dog food. The Farmer's Dog.

No way that's a catch

[7:57] and Fox awesomely outros with Mad Season. 1) Jeep Electric Wrangler and animals doing an electric slide? 2) Hellmans. Brie and Ham. Is it ironic Brie is named after cheese with those feet? 3) Pringles, the American version of the Chinese finger trap. Been there, done that. That was cute. 4) Ant-Man and his ant farm and Heineken 0.0% Beer which has complete freedom from alcohol.

[7:53] 1) Google No-Longer Racist Pixel phones. I was intrigued by the Unchained Melody string quartet intro. Then >record scratch< and Amy Schumer is on the screen. Erasing ex's from pics? You should be happy you have those. And you'll probably want those pics back in a couple years. 2) Somebody still thinks Clam & M's candy is clever. 3) Downy Unstoppables. I like the product. Then they add Kenny Powers. My clubhouse leader for now.

It's been a long long time since Mahomes has touched the ball, isn't it.

Diggs is a good match for a QB who can put the ball on him. Brown is a good match for a QB who can put the ball in his area code.

[7:40] 1) Uber Eats Diddy in the recording studio. People just try to hard on these, unlike... 2) The annual WeatherTech ad, which is traditionally non-gimmicky: here's our product, here's why we think it's good, please buy it. I look forward every year to that one. 3) TurboTax Men Without Hats and some dorky boomer in front of a fountain. Meh.

[7:31] 1) Oh no, not Steve Martin now falling to the B-tier? More Pepsi Zero. 2) Dexcom. Isn't that transmission fluid? No, it's another device/app/site that I've never heard of. 3) Mich Ultra spiffing Full Swing series on Netflix. I'd like to watch it but not enough to pay for netflix. 4) Yet another descent to Super Bowl commercial shilling, this time Will Farrell for GMC electric cars.

Chiefs aren't getting the usual reacharound from the refs and they aren't happy.

Nice to be able to throw a lousy ball and have a contested catch monster on the other end.

[7:22] is the end of the 1st quarter. 1) DCU The Flash, and not sure if that was Keaton? 2) Those weird ads that try to make Jeebus political. 3) Squarespace making MORE MORE MORE Kylo Rens. 4) Local: Xfinity has a dude with a tramp stamp.

[7:16] fortuitous digits 1) Temu, shop like it's someone else's money. 2) Paramount+, if you're gonna put Beavis & Butt Head in an ad, use 'em. 3) First of the Caddyshack Mich Ultra ads, not especially clever, just mining a classic movie for huckstering. And tell the brewer this beer is low-grade dog water.

What, Remy? Honestly Kirkland XO is better IMO. [7:08] 1) T-Mobile and finally someone calls out that hot pink that Haight-Ashbury and/or LSD should be suing them for infringement. 2) Rakuten. Again, they used to have the site "buy.com" and some marketing whizbang thought "You know what would be a better name for shoppers to search for on the internet than buy.com? Rakuten." 3) Bass Pro Shops. 4) Ben Stiller for Pepsi Zero. Welcome another former headliner to B-List commercial fodder.

[7:01] 1) Indiana Jones and the Stick Of Destiny... if his mileage was a problem at the time of Raiders, the odometer must be flipped by now. 2) Talking babies returns for E-Trade. I think one of them was actually running FTX since last year. 3) Draft Kings throwing more B-list celebrities at the problem. 4) Remy Martin... Serena thinks she's coaching, but honestly I'm looking at her for playing Guard.

[6:53] And aside from Johnny Blue, let me also recomment Kitrkland Speyside 18 Year. 1) Dunkin' and this is where Ben Affleck deserved to be working after Pearl Harbor. 2) Fast & Furious is making up the gap on the Final Fantasy series. 3) Speaking of FF, a QR code being attacked by Cloud and Tifa. They should have cast Meteor. 4) Avocados starring Justin Trudeau and possibly some Village People.

Gainwell getting the first score is gonna make a few people some moderate bucks. Except he's short. 1st and goal coming up.

"as they go uptempo quick" - message from the Department Of Redundancy Department

How do other teams scheme fast WR's vs LB's? I thought that was illegal.

Did Butker almost miss that kickoff? That should be marked for a loss where the fumble went OB.