Ralonzo

A big slot. If only the Bills had a big slot receiver last year, someone say 6'4" and with top-tier hands and plus short-area quickness. Like that Hodgkins guy for the Jints.

KC should have their next 1st rounder taken away for how stupid that whole pageant was for their pick.

Richard Todd?

Hated that last year. Hate it this year. I can't see their board, but this is the TE draft, was he THAT much value above everyone else they coulda got at their own pick? Or 2nd round? Or 4th round? Were they convinced that Kincaid and Mayer were 25 and 26 no matter what they did, despite half the teams going WAAAY off any expected boards? This isn't a knock on the player, but the process. It does look panicky.

Wanna see what it cost. If it's a day-2 I'll flip. Hate giving that value to move up when your picks are late and limited to begin with.

So because my brain works goofy like this after so much Irish whiskey, I come off Devo and look toward what might be a diametric opposite on some axis, and arrived at... Bolt Thrower? One the cold, calculated and precise sterility of the laboratory, the other the chaotic viscera-strewn abbatoir of the battlefield. See it as if you can expect a stage-diver to land on your head at any moment: One oddity of this band is the amount of bullet-belted babes among the expected sausagey fandom of the genre. Perhaps inspired by bassist Jo Bench, one of few females in death metal that needn't leverage the novelty of her gender. She was just the bass player in the band, period, as far as anyone was concerned, and delivered the mortar-crumbling bass rumble that epic breakdowns like the ones in For Victory required.

It's actually professional golfer of the era, Chi Chi Rodriguez. There was bags of golf headcovers that were manufactured in Kent Ohio (near Akron) at a factory that one (or more) of the band members worked at, that had that pic on the label. The first album was revolutionary in establishing their pre-Idiocracy concept that humanity was in fact devolving due to distortions in selective genetic incentives favoring... well, idiots... but by the second album they really hit their musical stride and closed it with their magnum opus:

Perhaps the least selling single from the Beatles' label Apple. How did this not get more radio play? Oh. That's why.

Well that. *******. SUCKS.

Don't sweat it, you're killing it in your other posts. Maybe Bill uses his extra 4th to draft Brazilian kicker Herrman Oberreich from the Deutscheland Bundisliga.

He looked like a bottle of coffee creamer.

Jahmyr Gibbs #12? Holy...

Welcome to flavor country.

Tracjon Robinson if he keeps getting hit like his freshman year.

Take me to the pilot... one for the outbound, one for the inbound.

No whammies. My hot take is the Bills won't be able to release Hamlin even if he's clearly not up on the safety depth chart because it'd be a media debacle.

You almost needed shots.

Oh I reckon not. By next year it might be illegal to be a man. But year, there's a new invented holiday because everyone needs a participation trophy for society I guess. Grey Goose reminded me of this one;

Oh by far HSBC Arena to see hockey. If there's one thing the Buffalo Sabres organization hates, it's fans of the sport. They want people to behave like it's study hall and sit quietly, and only cheer at corporately approved intervals. I'm pissed I gave the puck I caught to a random kid when an usher asked just to get yelled at by those red vested ass clowns for calling out the play, during play (no profanity!). Fun fact: they haven't sniffed the playoffs since then. Good.

I wouldn't bend over backwards to move up for Robinson.

Women's Day or something. So here's Allman & Woman.

And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?

From everyone’s favorite Motown hero (really! Listen to it)

There is a bunch of edge guys just moving extremely fast at large sizes. Nolan Smith goes 4.44 and explosive af, Van Ness goes 4.64 and looks monsterish at 6'5" 272. Byron Young goes 4.51 and also explosive. They are cruising.