Ralonzo

6, 7 turnovers Zach Taylor can put you back in detox protocol tomorrow

Football IS a conspiracy to sell food after all

Injuries again result in a Bobby Hart sighting...

Yeah that doesn't give me a warm fuzzy when an 11-2 team opens as a dog at home. Even if the Patriots still manage to claim the AFC East, their reward might be hosting a team like Houston, where the Bills as a #5 would travel to the champ of the AFC Norris, probably at 9-8. It's a weird year.

He's holding his opponents a lot more than his own.

Never saw that coming. What's next, Jeffrey Epstein is gonna hang himself in prison?

I ain't doing none of that until it's 0.0% chance they make it.

...broke the curse on my winless potato cap.

Or Atlanta. But probably not the Raiders. I mean, who loses to the Raiders?!

Higgins pushed off pretty much every rep, because he wasn't getting called for it. Arm extension, the whole deal.

The cesspool that is twitter will tell you over and over, that nothing else even matters without that. Nevermind that there's like 100 other guys involved with the production of a win or a loss. Point being, there's no other player that influences the outcome of a game more than 17, and probably only Miles Garrett is close. When you have that kind of advantage on your side, it takes some serious sandbagging for him not to have that accomplishment already.

And most debilitating of all, being a Pats**** fans.

This douchebag literally calls for Pete Carroll to be murdered - twice - in this rant. One of you is going to prison...

Tirico: "It's one finger doing the grabbing and twisting"

Mahomes walks to the huddle like Liberace would walk to the piano

Found the guy who didn't tell his wife he bet $5,000 on Denver

That's a touchdown against the Bills.

Yep, and I just checked the Chiefs roster to make sure they don't have Josh Allen on it. They don't, so they're ****ed.

Spagnuolo blitzed on 3rd down? Who ever could have expected that?

How is that a bad call? Because it went against the Chiefs?

Philly says hold my beer

The problem is it happens so often for Chiefs that they feel entitled

Mahomes wondering where his flag is

Don't worry, this game is video saltpeter