JoeFerguson

Get haircuts?

I think Nelson showed some promising as a YACing tight end.

This is true. In 2003 my grandma flew without a photo ID. They just make you go through the extra security screening. Do you think kids have photo IDs?

Nick Mendola

HILARIOUS!! That is the funniest one-liner you have ever delivered!

Big Russ and Me

Why no video of the blood?

I was at the airport today. A Delorean pulled up, in it was Wayne Gretsky from 1985. Then a limo pulled up and out walked Rudy Giuliani and Jon Gruden. Rudy told me he was in town to make a four-pronged announcement: 1. He is the new mayor of Buffalo. 2. Jon Gruden is the new coach of the Bills 3. 1985 Wayne Gretsky is going to play for the 2009 Sabres. 4. George Seifert really was at the Buffalo airport once.

I wish somebody would slap the **** out of Dickless and Trentative until they both cried.

Paul Hamilton was being an extreme dick. T.O. is pissed but somebody is telling him to tone it down. It's probably Mo and Kita.

On dates he never makes a move, just keeps checking down to the hug.

Roscoe and Leodis are believing their own hype too much this season. Too much dancing around.

I was laughing during his old man sex video skit, but I think it was mainly because I was dropping the stinkiest farts and my girlfriend wasn't even smelling them.

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He makes good lists.

Born in the B-lo in 1980. Inherited my fandom from my male role models. My uncle has had season tickets since 1973. Since I've lived in a lot of different places, I associate being a Bills fan with my patriotism for the city of Buffalo.

Here is my own personal philosophy: The only time anybody's parents should pay for a wedding is if the two newlyweds are 21 years old or younger and they haven't had sex yet. If you've already put the screws to your bride-to-be, then her parents don't owe you anything else...you've taken everything they have. Otherwise, pay for it yourself.

Yes, we also used to sit next to a guy from Toronto who had seasons for like 20 years. I think the real problem is people who don't know how to hold their liquor.

How do you dispose of your ****?

I don't think I've ever been. It's a bit of a hike to get to, especially if you have been pounding them. Try these bars: Cole's, JP BUllfeathers, Frizzy's Where are you coming from, by the way?

They may have been referring to this place: http://www.mickeyrats.com/

1. If you are looking for women do not go to Anchor Bar. Anchor Bar is more of a tourist attraction, wings aren't that great and even though it's called a bar I don't know people that go there for it's party atmosphere. 2. The bars around the stadium and in OP are probably mostly going to have drunk dudes, since it's after the game and it will be about 7 pm. 3. I would say most locals your age (29) don't like Chippewa in the same way that locals in Vegas don't go to casinos on the strip. Also, Chippewa might not be that great on a Sunday night. You'd probably enjoy it, but it gets old if you live year round in Buffalo. That's why a lot of people always suggest Allentown and the Elmwood strip...more chill. 4. Chuckie Cheese?

He blocked that punt in the last preseason game. I guess it still wasn't good enough.

I like his posts.