JoeFerguson

I had dinner once with Jerry Sandusky.

I'm pretty sure I coined that line. I was sick of seeing the same people on these Stern threads complain about how irrelevant Stern had become. The line I think I used was: "Howard Stern hasn't been funny in 15 years. I would never listen to his show but I love to bash him on internet message boards." BTW, I watched AGT and don't like the show, even with Howard on it.

Did anyone notice this reference? http://gothamist.com/2012/04/16/mad_mens_latest_historical_referenc.php

I'm happily married. I just think all jewelry is a waste of money.

Engagement ring for my wife wedding band for me cuff links a jigsaw a grill anything on my wedding registry cable tv

Hippie: "How do you sleep at night?" Don: "On a bed made of money."

I hope they spend more time this season on Layne. He is such a weird dude, which makes him interesting.

Final scene in Rocky when all he wants to do is find Adrian. Gets me every time.

I started dating my wife when we were both juniors in college (2000-2001). In 2002 she moved to NYC and I stayed in Buffalo to continue with grad school. In 2007 she moved to Milwaukee. During this time we maintained our relationship. In 2009 I moved to Milwaukee and in with her. Long distance relationships aren't for everyone, but if you love each other you end up figuring out the logistics.

My wife just met a guy last night named Vince Lombardi. We live in Wisconsin. My real name is Joe Ferguson. I think the biggest problem that kids today have is their stupid first names. All the characters on Teen Mom were destined to be on that show the day their parents gave them their awful first names.

Hey Pooj, got my chalice yesterday. Thanks for the heads up!

What's your handle on SternFanNetwork? Do you think Howard's hair is a wig and/or do you think he dyes it? What do you listen to in place of Stern? I spend lots of time in the car. Did the show used to be better...sure it did, but it's still better than anything else on the airwaves. I hate when he's not on Thursday and Friday.

I remember that play and where I was when I watched it: At Bonnie's in Brooklyn with a bunch of other Bills fans. McGee was a good player but can't get over the injuries.

Dark and Stormy: 1. Fill highball glass with crushed ice. 2. Add 2 oz. of DARK rum. 3. Squeeze half of lime juice. 4. Top glass with ginger beer. 5. Garnish with lime wedge. 6. Drink and 7. enjoy.

Lily of the valley? Is Walt that good?

I saw the Bills at Lambeau for a pre-season game in 2009. It was sold out, for a PRE SEASON GAME!! I don't know if it was louder than the Ralph, but you can't beat that enthusiasm.

What ever happened to Paul Maguire? Did he hang 'em up for good?

A little late to this thread. Shrader, I live in Milwaukee so I went to the 1st day show of PJ20 in Alpine Valley. Really good show, but the setlist was a little more obscure. Overall I was happy, but my wife left a little disappointed. It was our 3rd PJ show. Chris Cornell came out at the end and did like 5 songs on vocals. Also, we saw Dennis Rodman in the crowd.

It's hard to win in the NFL.

Where did he go and why did he leave? I liked his miserable persona.

I think Susan Banks looked really good even up until she retired.

It was HBO Real Sports, according to this thread: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/127225-victor-conte-phil-hansen/

Where do you live in Chicago?

I liked the interview and was impressed with Gaga's singing. She also did a good job at steering Howie away from the sex questions.

Hi guys, thanks for the advice. I ended up having to go to a work dinner in Bowie, MD. I think I will use these suggestions next time and just get on the train and head to DC.