stevestojan

We still defending Keon? Awful. Zero separation. Can’t win a jump ball. And now this.

He had food delivered to a bar? From door dash? He had to have been HAMMERED.

McVay called timeout to draw up this beauty:

Hindsight is 20/20, but if you’re going to go for it, that is the single most vanilla, predictable call you could have made. Absolutely awful.

Thanks for the breakdown. Looks like special teams needs to be on their A game. Or just don’t punt.

A QB’s mom embarrassingly tweets about Rex Ryan and only four pages in, we’re talking about the Klan and smoking jackets. Never change, TBD. Never change.

The greatest generation is NOT happy about these one time fun jerseys.

And people wonder why I felt zero remorse for this human turd.

Looks fine to me. Rub some dirt on it.

That has to be the first ever walk off game tying kick ever right? I can’t stand the guy’s theatrics, but I know Dan Campbell would not have done that.

That is some remarkably bad clock management. Got lucky.

I tripped over my own slipper on my way to take a piss last night. I’m pretty sure I’m not even the same species as some of these guys. The body control is absurd.

That’s an unbelievable catch.

Concussion protocol? what the ***** is collinsworth talking about? I thought I’d save my latest purchase for a Bills game but I might go throw it on now.

Although very rare, an opening drive safety wins you the game, so with the new rules, you should always kickoff in OT.

He is the luckiest man in sports. Walked his way into the best QB of this generation and possibly top 5 of all time. Not bad for a defensive minded head coach who only loses the big games because the defense absolutely craps all over another stellar Allen performance. Without Josh, McD was a two-three season NFL head coach. And don’t even bring up the fact that he made the playoffs with Tyrod. If not for a freak Andy Dalton Miracle, that season also ends with an audible thud. Sure, he’s a “nice guy.” And at my company, if that’s all someone can say about you, it’s time to sharpen up the resume.

The good ol’ days. 😂

Anyone remember like 25 years ago when I would post every thought I had and it ended up with my name becoming the synonym for 💩? Pepperidge farms remembers.

No they don’t. They were down 14. It was 38-24.

Did Aikman say Dan Campbell has “big onions” on TV? Is that allowed in 2025?

I’m missing something. I mean a comeback is extraordinarily unlikely but why a 2-pt try there?

Oh Russ….

Collinsworth: “he wants to throw the ball deep. It’s what he does best.” Is he required to watch the game while commenting on it? No?

Russ just took out two players with one pass. He is throwing the ball the way I imagine you would if you were down by a thousand in a game of madden.

The Cinci game is over but I’m still watching because it’s just unbelievable how poorly the bungles are playing. I’ve rarely seen anything like it. And it has little to do with Burrow being out. WOW.