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Thank you. go bills.

Can someone tell me how I’m supposed to feel about this? I’m not reading 24 pages for work, much less for a FA signing.

I feel like this is a case of someone using ChatGPT to write their resume and none of the hiring managers caught it.

Can someone explain the downside of this? Like why wouldn’t every team in cap trouble just restructure as signing bonuses? I know it’s a dumb question. But I don’t know the answer.

You used the hyphen in re-sign. Thank you. That’s all I have to add here.

How much better could he possibly be? Honestly. The Bills defense has cost him at least one Super Bowl ring. He throws a lot of picks (though I’d argue three of them this year were actually excellent “punts”) because of his style and the need to carry this team on his back. What would you like to see Josh ***** Allen improve on in the offseason?

Hoping for 150 year, $35k/year deal.

I root for laundry. They’re making strategic moves to get younger, try to get out of this cap mess, and maybe attract (and afford) a stud FA or two. Next men up.

I have never heard of David Edwards.

I mean I get it. He loves football. But that speech was a bit over the top.

That’s an insane amount of dead cap. He must be miserable to be around.

$500 for a ticket from the 2nd biggest comeback in NFL history sounds…. steep? And this is coming from a guy who spends his money on a lot of stupid *****.

This is ***** awesome news! In even better news, I think you’re the early favorite for comeback poster of the year. 😊 Keep the updates coming as much as you can.

Peyton Manning: "I think that's the biggest myth in football — the halftime adjustments. You go in, you use the restroom, you eat a couple of oranges, and then the head coach says, 'Alright, let's go!'" Peyton's brother Eli agreed with his assessment. "You're in there for like, three minutes," Eli said.

Not sure why you’re getting the eye roll reactions. It’s true. And while it’s just a punter, that almost makes it worse.

If the league was fixed, Antonio Brown would have already made 6 (awful) songs about it. There’s literally zero way this would be kept a secret with gentlemen like him out there who would know more than any of us on the topic.

Median vs mean is likely playing a part here.

Like many other things, college football has this perfectly figured out. Not hard to just copy that model. At least in the playoffs.

If Josh gets hurt, unless Mahomes is his backup, we’re 100% *****. I wouldn’t waste time or energy on anyone other than a clipboard holder who can hand the ball to Cook 55 times.

Wait, the game that they lost was the Super Bowl, correct? Meaning they made it to the Super Bowl. There has to be something other than his job performance that led to this, no? Or am I just so used to simply accepting performance that is mildly above mediocre?

Interestingly, the chiefsplanet thread on this topic is literally just people making jokes about this.