stevestojan

9 months??? I don't want to hear **** from any of you again about my 18 months! And Chef, the old "cat with the clap" trick, huh? Been there. Oh and OP, it was 9 months, not 20 years. Be thankful for that, and realize once again how awesome it is being single. I'm loving life so much more single for the second time. That could be because I don't have a soul, but I digress.

Block in the back should not be a penalty. Don't put yourself into a position to be blocked. Period. If you get blocked, you get blocked. Outman someone. When the offensive team is in a position where a penalty would be "half the distance to the goal" (see: pinned deep) all defensive penalties should be worth half the yardage they would normally be. If the offense only get 2 yards for a false start because they're on the 4, the defense should only get 2 yards for an offside. No fair catch. It would make the position of punter MUCH more important on the team. No, this won't lead to people dying, it would lead to more guys letting the ball go because they don't want to die, and therefore teams pinned deep. Not a rule, but it's ABSURD that we have to watch to 70 year old men walk onto the field to measure a close first down call. We're relying solely on the first guy putting his marker down in the middle of the field exactly where it was on the sideline. Put a chip in the football, use some lasers, and knock it off.

The Jesus Lizard

Interesting choice of words after this weekend. http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/14149970/harrison-after-head-hits-i-dont-care-if-i-hurt-players He tries to rationalize it with: "I don't want to injure anybody," Harrison said following Pittsburgh's 28-10 victory. "There's a big difference between being hurt and being injured. You get hurt, you shake it off and come back the next series or the next game. I try to hurt people."

Yep

Instead of run, run, pass every set of downs it would be puff, puff, pass.

What was she famous for? Was she a singer?

Like every fast food restaurant, the mark up on soda is unreal. The sandwhich probably costs a dollar and change to make for them, and they charge you, what $5? That's reasonable mark up. The cup for the soda likely costs them one or two cents. The syrup and carbonated water a couple more cents. Then they charge $1.89 or something for it? That's why they want the combo. And I thought I got pissed off quickly. Telling the $7/hr workers at subway "no thanks" doesn't kill me. I'm just glad they bother to wear gloves

Tough guy? You're calling out everyone for misusing a word and you mess up two KEY words in the post. The irony is just beautiful. I'm starting to guess I'm being dense here and your initial post was a joke. In that case, I apologize. Your avatar always cracks me up.

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Thanks. Seems like they got the absolute healthiest man out first - I'm assuming it's under the premise of "if this rescue doesn't work for the healthiest guy, we need to start over because it will never work for someone who's ill". This is just incredible.

Yes, they sent a rescuer down there. I'm guessing to show the miners how to operate the rescue pod. But what's strange is that they just finally rescued one, and sent ANOTHER rescuer down there. Interesting.... Yeah, Im just not getting this. In 10 minutes, there's going to officially be more people down there than started, with one miner already being rescued. Anyone with any guesses as to why they'd send 2 down?

"First rescue worker arrives inside Chilean mine in narrow capsule and is greeted with hugs and handshakes from miners. " The rescue capsule is 22" in diameter. Guessing these guys all lost a ton of weight down there. That seems TINY. Just turned on CNN. There goes the rest of my night!

CNN.com is tastefully keeping score on it's front page with a real time chart of "Underground: 33", "Rescued: 0" That aside, its pretty refreshing to see a potential good ending to this story. Fingers crossed for these guys.

I actually take my weekly garbage to the stadium to dump on the ground there.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! He's not a bandwagon fan. He's just dropping his loyalties to his team because they are playing poorly and going to start rooting for a team that is playing better. Let's not get crazy and start throwing around the phrase "bandwagon fan"!

Yep. I love that they're losing. That's exactly what we're saying. Do me a favor, define bandwagon fan. I'm being serious. What's your definition?

Can't believe he didn't go to the hospital. He appeared to be seizing after the hit. http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=35&id=78234

Beat me to it! Giving up on the Bills is stupid and I don't agree with it. But giving up on them and just picking another, better, team is the definition of bandwagon jumping.

consider the source. Is it really?

And on a serious note, from what I can tell, there's no way to make your default font the larger one than the standard one, which means you have to change it to that every time you post. That's douchy. And the last time a guy offered to have me spend time in his jungle, he was wearing ass-less chaps and a cowboy hat... but I digress.

yawn....

I'll only buy tickets, watch the games, and wear Bills gear when they are winning and I agree with all front office decisions. Signed, Everyone agreeing with this article.

His earrings are worth a 4th round pick.

!@#$ing liberals. Everyone is owed everything. He chose not to pay. That said, this isn't the same as "I don't pay for my garbage pickup so they won't empty my trash". They should have put the f'in fire out... come on. But afterwards, they should have sent him to court for all of the expenses it cost to do so, since he chose not to pay his "deductible" if you will. Edit: "premium" would be a better word than "deductible" here.