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Steelers go 9-8. Cool.

He can't throw the ball to himself. Only Chuck Norris and Josh Allen can do that.

I think a lot of gms disagree with that. I'm not sure myself. With top tier qb play does that change his game? I think likely yes, question is by how much. If you're a gm and think he is a superstar just waiting for a good qb, you try and make it work.

My opinion is if you have the chance for a potential superstar on the cheap, you try and do it. We can make the cap work.

This is true, and he's probably a pretty big guy standing beside someone that's average. Seeing him on TV playing football he seemed tiny though.

Jeff Tuel was one of the few guys that you just looked at and thought, "That mofo ain't a football player". God I can't wait for the season to start, I'm sitting here commenting on Jeff freaking Tuel. Whose next? Aaron Maybin? Quarterback cravin.

The steps in the stadium can be used in lieu of a traditional curb.

F that lol, jets would be perfect. I think we lose week 1. If our defense is actually revamped and for real, maybe we can pull out a win. But I have a bad feeling Henry is going get 20 plus touches for a crapload of yards. Hope I'm wrong and we crush them of course. Ravens definitely started slow last year so who knows.

They should just do like one 4th down play to get 15 yards or something like that. I feel like it'd have too high a success rate.

Because the team around him is sick. Best RB tandem in the league, great receivers, great TE's, excellent o line with aggressive offensive coaching. Wouldn't be a shock if they won it all in this upcoming season.

I dont see it but its possible. I figured they'd do a mini rebuild after losing so many guys this year but it doesn't seem like that's their plan.

It's not just the yearly cap, it's the 5 year term. Locking in to a guy whose at best above average is crazy to me. I get a 2 year deal for high money but more is insane to me. I am blown away that they did this.

This is insane to me. Lynch is gonna get fired over this. He's at BEST like 10th-12th best qb in the league. Sf might make the playoffs this year purely based on having an easy schedule but man they shot themselves in the foot.

I didn't read it like he had a problem with it. Who knows though, maybe this guy will be some sort of epic trash talker? We will see.

Maybe, but I cannot see a team being that delusional. Arod from 5 years ago might make them a contender. I think it's more likely they're finally realizing they gotta bottom out. We'll see. Maybe they got DK to have a good wr to be ready for a good rookie qb next year? That sounds odd too. Weird situation. Qb hell.

Uh, with what qb? I literally don't know who they have right now.

I dont know why but I want Deone to make it more than anyone else. Always loved giant, game-wrecking DTs like Wilfork and Washington. I know his chances aren't great, his build isn't ideal, back problems for a big guy are a bad sign. But this monster becoming a force could change our defensive identity.

If some rooks are immediately good I agree. If they're just depth probably not true.

Eh, maybe. Fins look worse. Maybe. We still decent if we remove Josh and replace with an average starter? Probably not.

More than any year before I am interested in the preseason. We need a couple draft picks to hit. We could really use one or more to be better than just good. Any one of our 1st four picks end up having ROY type season it could really change our defense. Isn't that all normal show biz stuff? I mean, rare is it when actors promote a movie and not speak in glowing term about costars. Sounds like nothing to me.

I'm going to assume he's going to be at least serviceable. Need a defensive pick to be good and we'll have a superbowl shot. Lots of good teams in the afc though.

If any draft picks hit we are better than last year.

Yes please. Restructure Knox or Samuel.

I don't get the comments about him being slow, he's not. 4.46 isn't blazing fast but it's not slow.

I feel like Beane drafts high floor low ceiling players. Likely, this draft will be the same. We need someone to break through on defense. We need a game wrecker. I don't think we got one though Hairston has a chance.