TheCockSportif

With fiber, and not going overboard with advanced programming options on YouTube TV, it's pretty ***** great -- and a heckuva lot cheaper than the cable or DTV route. Having written that, signed up for DTV probably a decade ago, and it took 8 techs to finally tell us that the tree line would mean zero signal. Seriously?! You couldn't put it on the roof?

Devo wrote a song about this, I'm pretty sure.

What if Russ Meyer made Star Wars? Leia would've destroyed the death star through a laser that was fired from her nipples!

Bingo!

Not gonna lie. Seeing Boston bounced early due to a collapsed Ullmark (prior to game 7) was delicious -- like Jameis W "finger lickin'" delicious.

While I wouldn't be interested in tasting it, seems like a twig 'n' berries cake.

Soup is not a meal, Jerry. HAHA

For me? Not so much. For my dad? He's the master. My mom's in rough shape right now, so my sister and I have been pitching in and staying with my dad in WNY to help out. Neither of us has lived in that house for probably 30 years (if not more), so finding my dad's life hacks brings incredible joy to an otherwise moribund situation. Without further ado: Trash can hack. Foot pedal no longer works? No problem. Loop a piece of duck tape to the lid and pull it the duck tape loop when you need to open the can. It's been like this for 10 years. Microwave hack. Microwave no longer turns off when timer reaches zero. No problem. Put an interrupting switch between the plug and the outlet, and turn it off when the timer expires. Oddly (a) this doesn't turn off the clock when you hit the switch though it stops the microwave and (b) if you open the microwave door while it's still running, the microwave will continue running. Mice / vermin hack. Mice have been coming up from the basement into the house. Do you call an exterminator? No, you attach wood blocks and rubber to the bottom of the basement door so that the mice can't squeak through (pun intended, I guess). Buick Ultra paint hack. Rust on the 2001 Buick Ultra? No problem. Duck tape to the rescue. Desk hack. Don't want to buy a new computer desk? No problem, attach an old interior door to the top of a dresser. Garbage disposal hack. Can't lift the garbage disposal to install a new one? No problem, buy a bottle jack from Autozone, crank the garbage disposal up to the mount, get things attached, return bottle jack to Autozone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

You name it, and we've seen it. The Bills were going to pick Manuel, so that doesn't surprise me. He sucked, but it was what it was. In no specific order: Spiller Whitner Watkins Lawson Losman (not so surprised about a QB being picked, but Losman? Oy vey.) Maybin. Holy crappy pants. He was SO BAD. McGahee McCargo Hardy

Iron Maiden, as silly / great as they are, aren't rock 'n' roll?

The second to last time that I partook in four two zero, I watched "The Hand that Rocks the Cradle". It seemed like it was a 9 or 10-hour movie, but with Rebecca De Mornay in her prime, it was a nice night. Last time, probably 15 years ago, I lost my ***** and laughed for about an hour over... these salt and pepper shakers that looked like smurfs. Having written that, nobody (I hope?) would listen to "Caress of Steel" while high. I can barely wait for it to end as it is, but 9 to 10 hours of it would be as un-Rebecca De Mornay as it could possibly get.

The roster is about 50% meh, but aren't they all? It's coaching.

Whatever works, so long as my favorite player, JA17, spends the time throwing underneath or is able to execute a screen.

We shall see. Payton went to the Saints and turned that moribund franchise around. Yeah, he's been out of the game for a bit, but we'll see. I'm kinda thinking that he's going to be the ghost of Mike Ditka, but maybe there's a precious Dick Vermeil season or two in him.

This makes sense, but it's a coaching issue, in as much as McD is better than the clown car of coaches who preceded him. You could Tecmo Bowl this team, as comprised, and they would still lose the big games.

Russ's problems are fixable so long as he is actually interested in playing actual football again, not the marketing campaign that talks about him playing football, but like actual grinding, and no offense to any fan of Tinder or Grindr on this board.

Nice WKRP reference, FTW.

Correct, but they still need a QB. Tua + O scheme + great D == success most likely. Tua is the wildcard here.

I can see the marketing slogan of Van Ness Monster already. I'm in the wrong line of business.

I agreed with all else that you wrote except for this. NE is a wildcard with a retread OC, and they will presumably be better. Tua? Who knows? Jets? Probably not, but who knows?

I wonder what would've happened here if the Bills hired Payton. This assumes, of course, that Wilson is still interested in actually playing the game of football, rather than marketing being a football player above all else. He was not good, and maybe Payton is a Franciscan, who through missionary work can make miracles happen.

The Dolphins? Really?! Who knows what they'll get out of Tua going forward (godspeed to that guy as concussions are no joke)? I agree with you that the Bills, based on performance from the second half of the season through the playoffs, seem light years behind KC and the Bengals.

If only the issue was QB coach. McD, unlike many of his predecessors, is not a clown, and actually built something where the team has been competitive for consecutive years for the first time in, like, forever. However, the end of the season, which for anybody who was paying attention throughout, ended with that expected thud, and once again without a chance to win the SB. Players coming out and saying that they were done means that the team doesn't need a new QB coach. It means that it needs a new HC, and a new regime from there on down. It appears that's it isn't going to happen, and that's fine 'cause I have zero say in it, but it really should. When you look at the drop off between KC, Cinn, and Buffalo, it's significant.

As a joke, I recommended that they draft EJM. As a callback, I recommended giving up picks for Watkins. har har.

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