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  1. Simon
    <double checks boxscore to confirm that Mahomes had zero yards rushing today>
  2. Simon
    Shame on you for thinking I'd ever want to be stuck on a boat with Joe f'ing Burrow. He probably takes pictures of martinis and then pays somebody else to drink them.
  3. Simon
    I thought he'd end up running facefirst into an End and two 'backers if he tried it. Then he shot himself out of a cannon and made half the Chiefs secondary look like middle schoolers.
  4. Simon
    He gave (I think) Taron a real ass chewing one TD also.
  5. Simon
    I get more of a mai-tai vibe. Or maybe even a White Russian for breakfast.
  6. Simon
    With all the talk we had all offseason of being short-handed at the skill positions, all the sudden this offense is freaking loaded. I'll go to my grave believing that Beane planned this knowing months ago he only needed one guy at the deadline to put everybody in the right positions.
  7. Simon
    It's really weird. He's got no It factor and zero killer in him, but I can't dislike him for the lack. I think he'd be really fun to hang out with drinking beer and smoking joints on a sailboat, but I wouldn't really want him as my QB.
  8. Simon
    Good catch. I thought the guy got a finger caught in his mask or something like that but that review shows a nice little hook to the jaw.
  9. Simon
    I don't hear announcers during games and cannot figure out what was going on with him after that. I get they like Ty Johnson as a protector but I thought Cook's absence was startling in this game. They virtually ignored him in the second half and I wonder if there was discussion of an injury?
  10. Simon
    with one arm tied behind his back, no less.... This offense is a serious problem for people when Coleman and Kincaid come back.
  11. Simon
    That's a bingo, better than I could have said it.
  12. Simon
    Unreal. I actually said something before the play about "you gotta get this one with your arm kid, not your feet; the entire D is spying you" That was a particularly fine humbling
  13. Simon
    He plays downhill very well and is always going to be fine when the play is in front of him. If he's asked to drop (or even play laterally) and track a play at the same time is when he finds himself in trouble. There's a handful of teams where the issue seems to raise its head.
  14. Simon
    Must be an entry level course
  15. Simon
    Thinking of potentially two possession probably
  16. Simon
    Thats now twice in the endzone to force a FG attempt
  17. Simon
    It all started when Roquan Smith went out with an injury
  18. Simon
    Colts take the lead wiht under a minute!
  19. Simon
    If you're going to be the man with the ball in your hands, you have to know the game situation at all times. Those were 3 huge points he just gave away on a jump ball to a backup TE in heavy traffic. That's a hard "No", man
  20. Simon
    I'm not telling him, you tell him!
  21. Simon
    The Stillers went right after his backup and ate his lunch all the way down the field.
  22. Simon
    Geebus, Russell
  23. Simon
    That's a very different defense without Roquan Smith That has to be in Pittsburgh and not overall
  24. Simon
    Happy to see the Lamar that we know and laugh at has returned. All is right with the world again.
  25. Simon
    Probably the guy with mustard in his eyeball
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