Jumpsuit Jim

I would rather say that Sanders will look awesome in a 1 jersey than agree with Tom B****y’s rant.

I think Miami will be much worse than last year. Paper tiger is right. Out of their ten wins, only one of the opposing teams finished the season with a winning record. and sure, everyone lauds the coach. I like him, too. But in all honesty, how does a coach whose team layed the crapfest game they did in Week 17 while fighting for their playoff life not be questioned? If the Bald Beefcake in Jersey lives up to expectations, Miami might find themselves as bottoms. (of the division)

The job of the front office is to build a competitive team. The draft is a part of team building. To minimize a front office’s success because they didn’t draft perfectly is myopic. The simple truth is that this front office took a team that hadn’t been to the playoffs in 14 years and changed them into a team that played in the AFC Championship Game. This happened on a much quicker timeline than I think even the most homer of fans wouldn’t have dreamed of 4 years ago. That fact alone makes them one of the best, if not the best (which I believe they are), front offices in the league.

Now if only they would do zubaz bottoms.

That’s the truth. It is such a nice feeling knowing that we are a complete team and not a team needing a complete overhaul. It gives the off season a better vibe. To know that we can take BPA with our first round pick and that our first round pick is so far down the board that the “BPA” will actually be a group of five or so players is nice. I’ll be fine with whomever Beane picks.

The Dolphins are reminding me of my fantasy league drafts once we are a few too many whatevers -and-everythings deep in it. I swear they will be announcing that they signed Keyshawn Johnson to a futures contract.

...why don’t we just sign 1991 Bruce Smith to a vet minimum incentive laden 1 year “prove it” deal?

He can’t even spell his name right.

But what does this mean for Harry and Meghan?

I think Sidney is a tricolor Australian Shepherd. The only dogs that can make border collies look like they came to dog training on the short bus.

Thanks for the quote of the article. It does leave me with a troubling thought though. what is “nut cutting time”?

I don’t know if it’s Jackson’s dead duck passes or the run first philosophy of the Ravens. Either way, f*** them.

And this is how I learned recreational marijuana would be legalized in New York.

But what was the girth?

If we do sign Ertz, can we also call “dibs” on his first born? That child is gonna be an athletic monster.

...Our slot receiver has a man bun...

On a side note, that means a QB in the Pacific Northwest who has been complaining about being hit too much will potentially face either Watt, Bosa, or Donald in 37.5% of the games played next season.

It’s bad when the Saints are playing such crap football that fans in the Big Easy are reminiscing about the days of Hurricane Katrina.

Crying shame, that is.

That was a Baker M type of a noodle arm throw! Suck-y!!!

It is soooo freaking weird to be watching playoff football and figuring out potential Bills matchups. It’s like I’m 14 again and don’t know what to do with my arms while walking. Just plain old weird.

The good thing about playing the late game is that Brees and Brady can hit the Early Bird Special and process it prior to kickoff.

How does a replay become a “Next Gen Stat”? It was crappy coverage on a truck play. A statistical anomaly. Next Gen crap trademark bull... gotta get another beer. Get Off Of My LAWN!!!

Even though Brady is on Tampa Bay, I am finding myself having a visceral reaction to the Saints. Is it because of Peyton? Or the Gregggg history? Or Drew’s birthmark that I can’t help but stare at? Whatever it is, I am really hating on the Saints right now.

It is wrong that A Winfield Jr isn’t playing for us.