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Jumpsuit Jim

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  1. Love it when the online “dwarf-tosses” the running back for a few extra.
  2. Yesterday, while walking around downtown, I’m pretty sure I gave a dollar to Lovie Smith.
  3. Haven’t really watched ESPN since the days of Kickboxing and Beach Volleyball.
  4. I see no lies. The Steelers peaked with their first game. They will be this season’s “one pump chump”.
  5. Conversely, Trevor Lawrence, who also plays poorly on a really bad team, has “flashed” and made some “WOW” throws. I would feel much more confident in saying Lawrence will be a quality QB even if the Jags are just JAGs. Maybe like a Stafford on the Lions.
  6. His game against San Francisco last year was a thing of beauty.
  7. Moss and Roberts (?) smacking into each other on the goal line. The loud crack, Roberts down with Moss up, Moss going in for the score. “Business decision”. This team may not be hitting on all cylinders yet. But it has a nasty attitude. This team is going to beat (as in abuse) other teams.
  8. This bet is looking better and better. If you didn’t pull the trigger, I will never watch Rounders again (not really).
  9. And during downtime, I watch Darnold looking like an NFL quarterback. The tears of Dolphins and Jets fans are so sweet.
  10. If you’re not into “flash in the pan” Josh Allen jerseys, you might be interested in something more lasting
  11. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little ‘stitious. - Michael Scott” -Josh Allen
  12. But will Jimmy the Greek make a comeback?
  13. The “Make him prove it for one more year” is just the newest lazy narrative. However, it implies laziness amongst the coaches, like they can’t know what they have in Josh yet. However, the coaching staff has seen every snap Josh has taken in his professional career. The staff even called the plays. They knew how the play was designed and they knew whether or not Josh made a smart decision. They have also seen (and designed) every practice Josh has been a part of as a professional footballer. They have watched him in every team meeting and film break down. They have watched him interact with his teammates in numerous situations. They have interacted closely with the trainers and coaches Josh works with during the off-season. What the heck can 17 more regular season games tell them one way or the other? And that is why I consider “one more year to make sure it wasn’t a fluke” to be oh so lazy.
  14. I’ve heard that an accomplice and Julio were seen down by the school yard. And what they saw was against the law.
  15. I would like this pick 4% more if his last name ended with an “x”.
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