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Dobbins to Rams

Can't believe Jerry Jones spent 250 million on a yacht. As Hesh said, they have absolutely no re-sale value

Some impressive wood you got there

I've hated Brady and, to a lesser extent, Gronk for so long now. But it was all wrapped up in them playing for NE. I was just sick of it after 20 years of dominance, seeing Brady trot out in a Pats uniform season after season. Now that he's gone to the Bucs I really don't care that he's still playing. And I don't care that Gronk is coming back. As it stands now I think Brady will have a mildly successful season, with a winning record and maybe reach the WC round. I just want NE to have a crappy year and win 6 or fewer games. If that happened and we won the division then I'm happy

Is Nate Peterman draft eligible?

Shame Shaq has gone. They could have finished their fight

This is a great thread, bringing back a lot of memories, though sadly they're mostly bad as they just remind you of the incompetent shite Bills fans have had to put up with all these years. Jesus, when I think back to the turn of the century and I think about the young ***** kicker I was, before marriage and kids and being responsible, and then I think of going on that journey backdropped by such front office wonders as Marv Levy, Buddy Nix, Doug Whaley and Russ Brandon, getting ready for the drafts every year, always thinking "maybe this year things will be different". The hiring of Dick Jauron. Dick ***** JAURON! Mr 7-9 himself. The only time I really felt any true joy watching the Bills over that time was when Donahoe was given an open check book and got Bledsoe, Milloy, Adams etc. I remember the day we signed Spikes and I was so pumped, I really thought we were going to win the AFC East. Then we hammered NE. Then we beat the living daylights out of Jax. Then it turned to crap and I started crying again. The whole point of this (possibly lockdown induced) outburst is that I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so happy to have a competent guy like Beane running things. Even when he's being interviewed he just sounds on the ball, like he, you know, knows what he's doing.

Maybin has to be the worst. He literally did nothing. Not one thing, other than a cool haircut. At least Losman had one pretty good year. Maybin was like throwing the pick straight into the toilet

I'm really disappointed this design doesn't involve a massage table

Is Belichick even that good at drafting guys? They've picked more than their fair share of duds. People treat them like geniuses for taking Brady when everyone else passed on him but NE passed on him 5 times.

It always seemed to me like EJ would 'push' the ball towards his receiver, almost as though he were throwing a dart. I saw every game he played but remember very little about the guy. His game against the Panthers was great, and at the end I was leaping up and down like a lunatic, but there wasn't much else that got me excited about him. And as a guy to watch he was just meh. Like how there are certain films you don't like or dislike, you just watch em and then forget about them. That was EJ to me. I preferred watching JP Losman to him. At least JP had that great deep ball he could unleash. That's what I love about Allen. I'm not blind to his limitations so far, but holy ***** is he amazing to watch

Urgh, that will be awful to see. You'd think with all of today's technology they'd be able to cgi a crowd in there. Actually, now that I think about it, why not make it fun and not only cgi a crowd in but every now and then, after a big play, zoom in on one of the cgi crowd members, then cut to a live shot of said fan celebrating on their sofa at home, with name and location info coming up on the screen. That would make it more interactive and add some fun to a very frustrating and depressing situation. Can you tell I've had a few drinks?

Collinsworth can suck a dick

I'm convinced Davis' actions broke the Flutie Curse

I liked him years ago but now he seems bored. I'd sort of gotten used to analysts being crap, then Romo came along and made it even more noticeable how bad guys like Gannon and Fouts are.

Who'd have thought the AAF would have bragging rights over who lasted longer

Diggs can eat a dick. Sorry, wrong thread! He's a good guy

I wondered why a thread about Karlos Williams had reached 9 pages so quickly. Then I read the words "Doug Whaley can eat a dick" and it all, erm, came clear

For all the mistakes Josh made in the 2nd half and overtime, that fact is he had them in a position to win. There's a throw on that drive in OT where he's running to his right and it's just spectacular. Can't even remember who it was to because I haven't seen it since the day the game took place. He also made a ballsy run on the play they threw the flag to take us out of FG range.

Just to be safe, I think it should be conducted using homing pigeons.

And then you looked down and saw Rex Ryan with your foot in his mouth. Things get crazy on absinthe Totally. Not even a controversial take. I was re-watching some of his best throws from this season and some of them are just mind blowing. The kind of throws very few QBs in history can make. Especially when he's throwing across his body while on the run. He made one in the Texans game before the infamous penalty and it was a thing of beauty. If he starts hitting deep passes consistently all the nay sayers will fall in love with him and he'll be in serious consideration for the league MVP. There, I said it!

Look closely and you can see Roth's naked body reflected on the screen

Every body give this man a handjob. A hand. I meant hand

If it's about his junk looking like a particular type of root vegetable, don't worry, he told all of us.

I think the Bengals one looks awesome. I didn't scroll down as far as New England. Is there a Marvel character called The C**t?