RobbRiddick

This is not good

They've gone to sleep a bit. Common with teams who aren't used to winning

Some people are just never happy

Great half apart from the opening TD. Come out and get a TD to start the second half and we'll be good!

I'm sorry, this is too weird. Everything is going too well. I have 20 years of bad ***** that has poisoned my mind and makes it difficult to process all this

That drive literally made me stiff

This is much better. Oh, and compared to Romo, Green comes across as a lobotomy victim

This offense has to maintain drives today otherwise Barkley will be running free (well, even more free than he did on that first drive) in the 2nd half

This has the feeling of a game that's going to be a huge pain in the balls

That's not good. You're expecting run. They have 1 truly dangerous player and he still runs it down your throat for a TD

I already like him. If the Jags weren't a potential rival for an AFC wildcard I would be pulling for this guy

Shouldn't all 53 Phins be on that list?

We'll lose both in the regular season and take them in the playoffs

I thought this was going to be another thread about his son

I'm actually only half joking. It does sort of numb you to these stories of guys being charged with 'minor' things when guys like Hill are getting new multi million dollar deals just months removed from child abuse. The whole thing is a bit of a joke right now

Well at least he's not a rapist

I thought I had mono for a whole year once. Turned out I was just really bored

LOL. This expression could apply to anything. He's like a cat. Bill, what do you think about rape? So, Bill, got anything to say about your owner paying for hand jobs? Yo, Billy Boy! It's Sidney from the Boston Times. 18 years since 9/11. Time fly, don't it, bro? What were you doing this time 18 years ago, dawg? Mr Belichick, we've just been informed your wife has applied for gender reassignment surgery.

For anyone who doesn't want to click the link, here's the brief version: "Rape is bad, but losing Super Bowls is worse. We're keeping him."

It is

I'm sure Antonio Brown must be to blame for this

My first guess would be... a lot

I hope when Gase went home after the game, all ready for a hug off the wife, he found an empty house and a note on the fridge that simply said: "see how you ***** like it"

Damn, I'm going to have to head back over to Gang Green again...

I tend to think of the one where he was running to his right and threw one towards the endzone that should have been picked off. I should clarify what I meant in my post. I don't so much mean bad throws as bone headed throws. Like the preseason one and a few from last year, the ones where you think why they hell did he even try that. But it goes back to my Favre comparison. He had maybe more boneheaded throws than any successful QB I've ever seen (Elway had a lot too) but it was just because he had so much faith in his arm. And also because he wouldn't lose confidence and would come right back on the next drive and make a spectacular play. I see elements of that in Allen, so I'm OK with the occasional head scratcher because if he tried to eliminate that part of his game I think it would negatively affect some of the good parts as well