RobbRiddick

Hey, I laughed my a$$ off at the guy who had the affair with my wife

Not to say he'll be a great one but look back to the posts from the pre season of Bernard's second year and you'll see people calling him a bust and a waste of a pick. And that was his second season. Some people are more premature than me on my wedding night

They’ll probably be given the option to choose which 4 games he’s suspended for

Me too. The fast cuts confuse me

The many expressions of James Cook: "James, sorry we can't extend you right now" "Okay, 4 years, 40 million. Happy?" "Land ahoy!!!"

Winning the Potato Bowl is not without its rewards

Is this real? I’ll assume so and say whooooooooo now I can go back to complaining about Kincaid’s pencil legs

all I googled was “do dirty TJ hooker episodes appear in Russian”

Damn. I was kinda enjoying the soap opera. It was like Dynasty only with smaller shoulder pads

I thought you were going to say you woke up surrounded by flame

I fully expected them to start him on IR. Makes sense really to help them juggle the roster around and give themselves extra space for other guys short term. Unfortunately he can't practice on the field with the guys until he's designated to return (as I understand it) so it'll be a long while before we see him play in a game. But looking at the glass half full, maybe that's not so bad. If he can be pushing for a starting job later in the season and there isn't a tonne of film on him he might hit his stride come playoff time. I'm still dreaming of him picking off Mahomes as the Chiefs drive for the winning score at the end of a playoff game.

Weird, when I eat a Snickers in bed my wife turns into Josh Allen

That's a lot of effort for a preseason game. Someone needs to ask him if we win the Super Bowl in the next decade

I wish Desmond Watson played for us. Imagine that fat jokes, imagine him standing next to Kincaid? He’d make him look like a Buffalo wing bone

I'd like to donate this one of my wife

So after one preseason game it’s clear we won’t get pressure with 4 all season? Coleman didn’t get a big play, clearly he’ll disappoint this year.

Damn the negativity is tough to read and really brings home how bad we are. I read the Jets board earlier and they’re over the moon with how their offense and defense looked yesterday. Lord, why can’t we be as good as the Jets?

I think the biggest failure is not winning more with this guy steering the ship

I know he's annoying but you can't pin this on Chris Brown

Dart throwing Duds

So hard Knocks will have lots of footage of Singletary speaking to his old friends and Allen shaking hands with Daboll

I've bet 5k on the Bills. I assumed Allen would play the whole game

No first down on the opening drive. Season's over folks

McD is a great coach, no doubt. And great coaches are hard to find, like top franchise QBs. If he did leave the Bills and walked into a job with a perennial loser like the Jets or Browns I think he'd turn them around pretty quickly. You could say he lucked into having Josh as his QB but let's not forget he got the Bills to the playoffs in year 1 when Josh was still in college. Our problem is if they did fire him for only achieving the status quo again, we could end up with a guy much worse and then they'll be kicking themselves that they cut ties with him. Part of this comes from having a 17 year playoff drought. If we were a team with a stronger history of winning maybe they'd be more likely to pull the pin but I feel like the Bills as an organisation see themselves as the geeky high school virgin who lucked into getting a hot girlfriend and is too scared to dump her even when she starts to become a pain in the a$$