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Behindenemylines

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  1. Well trying to untie rope knots after a chloroform nap is a bit difficult, and since when is the back of a panel van considered the “backseat”. 😂
  2. I heard we need a fast burner and deep threat so the only metric available is the 40 time. We should move him to WR immediately. Our only shot a a SB this year 🤡
  3. I still say Crick and “mocked-out” as another. nephews just can’t wait to make fun of me when I say either.
  4. So have you been pounding the bishop for him? Simulating pounding the bishop? Simulating him pounding the bishop? im highly confused and more importantly frightened and disturbed. This is a family board-seek help dude😁
  5. Exactly. Everything is canned and packaged to take our money and give it to someone else. It’s all so obvious
  6. Ha. Stick Daboll in one of these and you’d think he was the 9ball that fell off the pool table.
  7. It’s like someone ate the old uniforms and Shat out the Texans new uniforms. I think Diggs will look amazing in a Shatiform. Hopefully plays like it too.
  8. Beane knows it’s important to get Allen as much talent as possible for as cheaply as possible for the next 4 years. I see him creating somehow a team friendly deal to move up and grab his pick. Allen needs targets and lots of them. He grabs another in round 1 then focuses on D in round 3/4
  9. For three years I had season tickets to the Patriots. I’d go to two games a year and give away the rest.
  10. I love it! Think of all the taxes we are saving with your loss. We need more of them to break even. I got this accounting stuff down! Just send your cash to Behindenemylines. I’ll take gooood care of it.
  11. I’ve got a 2 month old keg of Jenny screamers and 50 bux.
  12. If we all kick 100% of our cash we got 5%. Know anybody to cover the the other 20%? We’re good for it, riiiiggghhhtt?
  13. I mean that’s like stating “ give me your $100,000,000 now and I’ll give you four tickets to possibly win $0 to $1,000,000,000 crazy talk when you have the #1 or 2 QB in the game, and i.e. #1 or 2 most important person in all off sport.
  14. Only way I hire BB is to be the team pre-laundry skid mark scrubber.
  15. Josh for a 2026 4th rounder. I’m all in
  16. Waiting for Columbus by Little Feet. incredible musicians and songs-the whole album. I have a friend who was basically a one hit wonder in the 70s who played with Little Feet for a while. Said they were by far the most talented he had ever played with -but also amongst the craziest group. He didn’t last long-outclassed on both fronts. and this guy is incredibly talented musically to this day.
  17. He’s an idiot, probably always has been and most likely always will be. The fact he didn’t kill someone is irrelevant. He injured people, was knowingly driving recklessly, and knowingly walked from the accident with his posse as if nothing happened. We all “know” he was stoned or drunk but needed to sleep it off so he did t get totally crushed. This is not a boys will be boys case, he didn’t scribble “Joanie loves chachi” on the bathroom wall or tried to sneak - Pepsi into the movies. He’s a grown ass man, played in a Super Bowl, made endless cash to rent a super car, and drove like a fudging moron! Too stupid, self centered, and egotistical to play another snap. enjoy prison you POS
  18. I hope this is satire. Who gives a sh?t what he did on the field compared to what he did in the real world.
  19. Because as we know the media is always right, never lies, and definitely has the public’s best interest at heart-particularly Buffalo and the Bills.
  20. Cleveland will go all in and move up to draft him in the 1st.
  21. Didn’t he have Mario pulling back and defending the pass all the time. Is he the coach who had Mario wear those stupid red contacts so he was sooo scary
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