Disgusted ills fan

Nate, you've won a year's supply of Snickers bars. Packed with peanuts, Snickers really satisfies. And, Rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat. And from the makers of Johnson's Wax comes Turtle Wax, for that hard shell finish. And Jello instant pudding, made with your own milk so you know it's wholesome. Back to you, Johnny...

Hire back Beane and promote myself to head coach.

Shady is stuffed for 3 yrd loss.

I'll second that!

We beat the Titans, Jets, Lions, and Dolphins (all home games) for a 4-12 record.

I feel like I've just won first place in a chicken sushi eating contest.

And a 5th can be packaged. I'm all down with building draft capital and a 5th will be quite handy in next year's draft.

First of all, a 5th could be packaged with other picks/players for something way better. Draft capital, no? Also, Mark Brunell, Herschel Walker, Zach Thomas, Rodney Harrison, and Kevin Greene might disagree with you.

Tell that to Richard Sherman, Kam Chancellor, and Kyle Williams.

That's true. Richard Sherman, Kam Chancellor, and Kyle Williams all turned out to be horrible 5th round picks. ?

Okay, I'll continue trusting The Process.

I just know in my bones that something is gonna happen somewhere in the NFL before next weekend. Bank it!

Ducasse on offense, Davis on defense.

What do we draft with a top 5 the first overall pick next year? There, fixed.

1st pick in next year's draft is nothing to sneeze at. This season will determine which players still have a brain, a heart, and a wang. I'm calling it: 3-13 this season.

4 minutes ago, sodbuster said: This OL needs some real coaching, talent, and heart. Fixed again.

Predicting a team's record is hard in the NFL. You have a mere 6.25% chance of getting it right.

Didn't say they have an influence. Hacks? Not hardly. I appreciate the fact that they call things like they see them and don't sugarcoat it. If you're shaking (or smacking) your head, please...don't stop on my account.

I think the 'tank season' we were supposed to have last year is actually going to happen this year. Ending 'The Drought' last season was a fluke and everyone knows it. This team is going nowhere until it can sweep New England, end of story. This decades long dumpster fire is not going to be fixed overnight. Next year, with high draft picks and way more cap space (and a possible Brady retirement), this team will finally start coming together. Patience, people...patience.

Good! I happen to miss them and their unvarnished pessimism. The Bills & Sabres, until they win their first championship, need a kick in the arse constantly. Bravo to both of them. I did.

Yes!

This team is 1-15, first pick in next year's draft worthy. I've only been actually watching them since 1988 but Great Caesar's Ghost, that is the worst O-line performance I've ever seen. This is going to be a long season.

Nope. I'm going to go hot wax the cat.