ROCBillsBeliever

Ridley is neither a Chief nor a Patriot; ergo, his punishment was on par with teams like us. For further reading on the NFL's policies regarding how KC and the Shatriots are not held accountable, see my previous post:

How many MPG do you think those bad boys get?

#accurate #onbrand #sad

Ohhhh, I sincerely hope so. EFFFF those turds! I used to go to camp every year, no problem. Now? I got a pay some shady character from Malaysia for the free tickets. Utter B.S.

@Doc Brown , are you not aware of Rule 17.5.b-33?: "If thy team were the Patriots circa 1999 - 2016, or the Chiefs circa 2017 - Present, thou mayest draft players with pasts more sordid than the foulest excrement of The Dark Lord, Himself, and mayest thou do so with impunity, as the blood of the NFL shield hath washed away your sins. However, if thou art from Upstate New York, or art a good human, or art honest and of an unbesmirched nature, thou shalt NOT draft a player with any shred of iniquity--present, past, or future--or thou shalt be violently and permanently castrated by mercenaries in zebra costumes, be made the laughing stock of the league, and be cast out into the night where there shall be much weeping and gnashing of teeth! Thus sayeth The Goddell, in mine mercy!"

Here you go, sir:

Classic WGR squawking Dodos: "Wahh.. Wahh... They saw our manufactured crisis: The Emperor's clothes... Now what do we have to talk about, aside from our 87 fantasy hockey teams?"

To be fair, @DrDawkinstein, Shefty does wear eyeliner, sooooo he's probably getting glam tips from the same fashionista influencers as your kid and her gal pals 😂

@Logic Well, considering he went to Yale, then graduated from Harvard with a bachelor's in Computer Science, I'm thinking the dude doesn't have a Commodore 64 upstairs... That's some black-box government clearance level computing power Owens is processing with. I think he's going up to the task 😉

Top 8, tho?

When your QB is 5 foot nothin', a hundred and nothin', these things do happen.

Hubba hubba!

The real question is what does Haliee think of it?

I may be wrong on this, but I was under the impression that "Unlikely to be attained" just means that the levels of those metrics in question (i.e. Number of TD's, receptions, yards, etc...) are higher than the player's previous season. For example, Moore has one TD last year. If the incentive was 2 TD's, then it would be considered "Unlikely to be Attained", based on the previous season (even though with Allen tossing the ball, on Brady's offense, one would imagine that they ARE, in fact, likely to be attained). I believe that's how it works. Only incentive metrics that are at or below the previous season's would count against the cap.

Well, Beane had to do SOMEthing to feed the wide receiver train, right? I mean, God knows what would happen if we hadn't taken a wide receiver... /s