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It's called motivation Jay and Allen will appreciate it. And Kyle Brandt is smarter than you. He went to Princeton and you went to Blue Mountain State. I am actually barefoot in my yard with my awesome and soft zoysia grass. I grow grass better than you Jay.

I used to have dreams that I run into McDermott at Wegman's. I ask him to spar and then he tells me that if I submit him in under 5 minutes, I get lifetime season tickets. I always wake up as soon as the sparing starts.

This is probably my favorite post of yours ever.

They have to do something right? Like there's no way we have a limping Trubisky going into week 1. Nathan Peterman?

I think he's #10. I will give you all the cash in my wallet if I am wrong.

I'm not even sure which one he is. Is he #10? Since he's in the middle, he seems to be the focus.

Every Bills fan tweet this at Allen.

Dude, I would vertical suplex pile drive you in under two shakes of a lambs tail.

Cap is a myth!

I have a high tolerance for edibles but one night, I went overboard. I ate two whole cookies before a UFC fight and I don't remember the fight. I would fall asleep with my eyes awake, then I would hear the bell ring, watch about a minute of the fight, fall back asleep for the rest of the round, wake back up for the next bell, rinse and repeat until the fight was done. I paid $350 for my ticket.

He's a Swifty.

Great....for $1,210,000 million dollars. Beane, you couldn't have gave him $1,211,000?

Great...now how are we going to be able to afford Mack Hollins now?

He owns and runs the school. I wasn't necessarily talking about you, I was more referring to the people who have never grappled.

I just text you. He's fifty and in good shape. The guy who runs my school is 54 and no one can even make him break a sweat.

A good grappler isn't going to take a knee to the mouth shooting in on a takedown. Either he will time it well and get in on your before you react or he's shooting in on angle and then closing in once he makes contact. UFC high end wrestlers get taken down who have top level takedown defense. Dick twisting is allowed but I would put my money on a grappler to get you in position for a dick twist than a non-grappler.

For those who have never grappled/wrestled...the fight is over once they grab a hold of you. You will tire yourself out trying to escape and once you hit that exhaustion level, he will then suffocate you and it will be absolutely awful.

I think Homer wins because remember the only boxer that was able to beat up Homer was Drederick Tatum....because he didn't get tired. Peter Griffin will get tired. Boooooooo

I really don’t think either one of them are fighters. They would just give up once it got hard. Who would win in an eating contest…. Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin?

Childhood improbability arguments were the most fun arguments. Why do we have to stop at childhood for the most fun arguments? Why trade that for serious only arguments? That sucks.

Never saw that coming from a guy that got this haircut before his opening presser with the Jags.

I don’t think there has been a better statement about MRags than this.

Dude, I have been training in Muay Thai for 10 years. I have easily sparred thousands of rounds in my life. McDermott would annihilate you.

Dude, McDermott would mop the floor with you and probably most people on here. You’re underestimating grapplers.

That SOB!