Buffalo ill

Joe Burrow is the reason I am glad the Bills focused on building the offensive line instead of dumping all that money into expensive receivers

I assume it's because Dolphins get harvested by Japan, and haiku is Japanese poetry.

Dolphin caught in net Look out for the Japanese Tua C T E

If someone uses the term "youse" I automatically assume I would be better off debating with a fence post.

My thought was "at least the season is over week 2 so I do not need to get emotionally invested this year". Edit: I was watching off and on with my phone while at work. Did not see the play he got hurt and randomly tuned in to Mitch at QB.

Instead of an announcer they should just play a recording of Nick Wright and Chris Collinsworth gagging (assuming they have a gag reflex) on a hotdog shaped object.

Really I assume it's advertising bots or industry plants when posts are made about buying yet another Jersey. Please NFL, siphon away more of my money.

Ha. I've probably passed by your mill 25 years ago when I was stationed at Ft Stewart. However the mill I work at is in Idaho. We might have a couple short outages per year but there is usually a big one every 12-18 months. A bunch of us worked 20-60 day runners for the major outage last year. Thats why so many were sold on the "no tax on overtime" bait and switch. I say bait and switch because it's my understanding the people actually working overtime make enough money that they don't qualify for the overtime tax break. Meanwhile people making low wage likely aren't working much OT to begin with. So who is this for?

Lol. I work in a paper mill with hundreds of US citizens doing shift work in miserable conditions. We tolerate it because for the area it pays well. Though everyone hates management and the way they are trying to run it into the ground.

In a red state like ID that's a rather silly decision to make, but the Boise area is kind of a blemish on the state.

"3rd and long converters"

I kind of dislike it because I know Bill Burr is a Patriots fan.

I am glad I live in the pacific time zone. When I was stationed in Georgia it always tripped me out how late the games were on sunday/Monday. Just used to living out west. I assume the folks doing the most shaming are children, retired, or have white collar jobs that don't start until after 9am (thats like sleeping in for people who actually make society run).

Broccoli head brawl

Getting into online pissing contests over who is the biggest fan is some consolation prize mentality. Our team has never won a superbowl so all we have is some arbitrary title of "best fan base". Might as well be a "worlds best dad" coffee mug.