Ridgewaycynic2013

By February 2026, McDavid gives an interview to the Amherst Bee, speaking in a barely audible whisper about his desire to be traded. 🤔 Ushers at KeyBank Center no longer ask for inflatable palm trees to be removed - armed security guards confiscate them. (The palm trees...not the ushers.)

No, Irv was really Irv. Not Curt. 🤔 Rick Azar, however, was really Ricardo Carballada. 😁 You waited on Irv at Flay's on Delaware Ave?! 😇

For quite a few years until Ontario repealed the 'Sunday blue laws' regarding businesses opening, one could go down to the local gin mill and watch some dancer take off almost every stitch of clothing. You could not, however, find an open hardware store to get some absolutely vital part for home repair. 🤔🙄

Only because some bean counter figured out just how many massages that costed out to...🤔

Also for his inability to "WATCH WHERE THE #¥*€ YOU'RE GOING!!!" 😡

How dare you mention this group, and omit Robert 'HoF' Foster, one of Alabama's finest WRs to ever wear a Bills uniform?! 🤨😉😁

Turned to see if you still had your end of the couch, and got blindsided by a skateboard? 🤔

...on her six toes on each foot. 🤨 * In some areas, AI might have advantages, but for long form composition, I think AI should FO.

Reading this was like listening to an old Paul Harvey's 'The Rest of the Story'. You may have got to the result you wanted, but it was torture getting there. "And do you know who that newspaper boy was, Americans? Who trudged through snow and rain to bring Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public their morning news, often before sunrise?" "Guddammit, man, get to the payoff!!!"

I don't know. 🤔 No, what's on second. Who's on first. I don't know is on third. 😇😁

Wait a minute!!! I thought Costanza was hired by the Jets, not the Sabres!

Bad enough there's AI, now there's AI imitating TBD members. 🤨 * What have you done with the REAL Sierra Foothills?! AB might as well just go into politics.

Google AI immediately addresses the issue:

Walkin'? More like running...

🤔 Note to self...see if 'RiotAct' started posting when 'Sky Diver' stopped posting... 😁

+1. "Evabody funny...now he funny, too." 🤨

Then he could do a credible imitation of Drew Bledsoe!

QuchwIj yIrIHQo'! (Doctor my eyes!)

I thought that was you. I didn't want to disturb you. 😁😇

How about the Jets' exhibition game against the Crimson Tide? That's non-negotiable! (Take Alabama +3)

Taking a page from the Jests, turn in each training camp admission pass to One Bills Drive, in exchange for a 2025-26 Sabres season ticket.

I knew it was only a matter of time until George Costanza's resume made it to the Jets' front office. That NY Yankees experience really sold Woody on the hire.

I say we all apply, and winners donate their tickets to Astro.

Read the fine print, people! 'Credit' might be the Jets send you Aaron Rodgers branded merchandise in exchange for surrendered tickets. 🤔🤨

At least the numeral 8 on the Pittsburgh jersey looks more like the infinity symbol (♾️) on its side than the 8 on the Jets jersey. 🤔 Infinite skills. Infinite wisdom. Infinite opinion of himself. 😁