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    Trade Levis. See if you can get Arthur Curry or Barry Allen. * Well, that's what your league sounds like. 🤨
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    Someone go check on Sherlock Holmes, make sure he hasn't done anything rash. Like dressed in a nurse's uniform and flown to San Francisco. 😁
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    Implied threat of bludgeoning with lawn furniture for poor performance is a strong motivator.
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    Heroin chic? 🤔 * (Thank you, 'Seinfeld' writing staff.)
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    Should be "CHICKEN NOOOOOOOOOGIES!"
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    http://www.playoffstatus.com/nfl/afcstandings.html There's already a 70% chance NYJ miss the playoffs...😇
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    Switch the fryer oil that Reid has his 'chicken noogies' cooked in to vegetable based. It will be like cutting off Sampson's hair. 😉 We all know what Doug Whaley thinks about it.
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    Will shortly be announcing his retirement, and will be going into the screw business his great great grandparents founded.
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    "You're guddam right!" (It must be your avatar that prompted my response. 😁)
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    Just trade in your avatar for 'TRON'. 🤨 * 😉😁
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    35-24 Buffalo.
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    Almost sounds like a backhanded argument to bring back the 'old' days of coaching. Screw up, coach has you running laps. AND NO WATER!!! * No chance of the NFLPA agreeing to that. 😁
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    And Deshaun reached out and grabbed the masseuses. (Masseusi?) Watson and Kraft would have been seeking a volume discount...😇
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    When you overpay Danny Dimes, you only have pennies left to spend on your throwback uniforms...😇😁
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    Arrested again this morning?! Oh, dated thread title. OP, clean that up, will ya? 😁
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    Saleh is saving Rodgers for the playoffs? 🤔😁😇 Photogenic? * "It's all about ME!"
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    I went out to pick up a pizza in the third quarter, and Eric Wood was slamming the Bills for taking bad penalties. Must have been a wake up call to the team.
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    Kyler's 'manzier' too tight, cutting off circulation? 🤔
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    So does Eddie Money. Says that. 😁😇 Not to worry. They'll just get Gettleman out of retirement to fill both roles. And keep an eye on the cafeteria rolls, too. Gettleman: Cafeteria Cop.
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    Not a criticism, just an observation...didn't you used to sneak in a bit of a song's lyrics that were germane to the review? 🤔
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    Reminds me of Joe Piscopo's bombastic sports correspondent from SNL. 😁
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    I am farming out all future Miami week haikus to an AI in southern Asia.
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