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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Just how many wallets are locked in HOUSE's car?!? ๐Ÿค” Ah. Past felony charges?
  2. "Did you say turnover?! This team has a proper cafeteria!"
  3. I thought a Williams has to be on the roster 24/7/365? ๐Ÿค” * EDIT: On second thought, just send the conditional draft pick penalty to New England, and release him. ๐Ÿ™
  4. Gronk. THAT Gronk.
  5. Boosts concession sales. Heated tankers of hot chocolate and coffee. ๐Ÿ˜
  6. I was thinking more Samuel L. And comeback just before training camp? ๐Ÿ˜
  7. The only other teams with appropriate names had no interest. It was what Jerry was offering, or cart attendant at Kroger.
  8. Merrill Reese has been reduced to taking calls for 'JoJo's Psychic Alliance' ever since his last prognosticating. ๐Ÿคจ
  9. I wonder how the Kevin Harlan 'cat on the field' call would have gone? ๐Ÿค”
  10. Go back to sleep... * ๐Ÿ˜ Just figure out where Urban Meyer is. ๐Ÿคจ
  11. It was all that N-S running he seemed to do. Finish with 43 yards official rushing; actually ran 311. That, and running back to pick up his fumbles.
  12. Air supply was cut when he was running in space. ๐Ÿ˜
  13. If I want to know where any Iggles are going, I'll wait for the horse's mouth (Merrill Reese) to tell me. ๐Ÿคจ
  14. That will be retconned into league history accounts sometime in the 2040s.
  15. If I recall correctly, according to Sky Diver everyone except Robert Foster was responsible for Robert Foster's failings here as a WR. Coaches, teammates, fans, hotel maids on road trips, etc.
  16. There's questioning, and then there is kvetching.
  17. I just find it ironic when a poster (especially an OP) goes on a tirade about the lack of success under Beane and McDermott. As long as you're not signing the paycheques for Beane, McDermott, and others, the Pegulas (just plural, no possessive apostrophe needed) must be satisfied.
  18. So is proper use of an apostrophe.
  19. Managing a Golden Corral Buffet. As soon as he took over, orders to grocery wholesalers doubled, but that GCB's profits tanked. ๐Ÿค”
  20. After the crying in the Kumerow thread, I am reaching the conclusion that's an acronym for More Whiny Kvetching.
  21. Mrs. Watson won't let Watson go to Detroit.
  22. Having read this board for years, the above sentences are probably the 'push' that gets Bills fans to crowdfund research into time travel.
  23. I thought 'gamma rage' results in: ๐Ÿค”
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