Irv

Liverwurst, red onion, swiss, spicy mustard, on Rye. Side of German potato salad. Beer. Achtung!

What's your preference - sausage patties or links? I prefer patties with grilled onions and peppers. Not very original. Any advice on how to serve them?

Ashton Kutcher on Two and a Half Men. Ball of suck.

This will significantly impact folding table and lighter fluid sales across WNY.

The Tunee fish

Mayo with diced dill pickle. Has to be cold. No warm tuna. What’s the only fish with two knees?

I always found the Ernest Angley Show very funny.

Any list that does not include Unpredictable Johnny Rodz is a joke. The man's record was unparalleled.

I'd take dead dog over Whaley.

I'd lay off Jones. Dude has had a great career for someone with manhole .....err... maintenance cover hands.

What else are we going to do. I'm locked in my house.

I get the feeling that Brady and Belicheck want to prove that they don't need each other...that their individual and collective legacy wasn't because of a system (Brady) or the best quarterback of all-time (Belicheck). Brady left and Belicheck didn't draft and hasn't yet gone out to get a QB. I don't think that question will be answered this year because I think they are both going to do poorly. They will be saddled with that question for all time. Or I could be overthinking it and Belicheck is just plain vicious and thankless and realized Brady has lost it and let him walk.

I'm amazed at how the stock market is recovering from the impacts of the pandemic. It's almost gained back half the losses taken during March. Once this virus is behind us, is it unreasonable to think the Dow could be at 35K within a year from now?

Eagles doctors must need to practice. Dude is a china doll.

Dude got carries in 6 games last year.

He didn't run straight ahead his last year in Buffalo because he always had somebody in his face in the backfield. Only had a 100 carries last year. So he didn't add a lot of mileage during his stint in KC. Probably get him dirt cheap too. There's not a lot of Derrick Henry's standing on the street corner.

His career yards-per-carry is 4.5. He had a 4.6 last year.

Yes, he was inactive in KC but they have a bunch of good backs and they don't need to run much with Mahomes. I don't think Shady left on bad terms, just a money deal. After Singeltary the cupboard is totally empty - Wade, DiMarco, Yeldon. I also think he would benefit from the upgraded line. He had a bunch of turnstile blockers when he was here.

We need more depth at running back. Wade, DiMarco, Yeldon ain't going to cut it. Allen's alos not good enough to pass 50 times a game. Draft a RB.

Why does Lady Gaga have to be included here?

I'll comment on the uniforms after we b*tch slap them.

What do you think about Kyle Larson using the N word. Do people deserve a second chance?

France has a military?

Not getting anything. You’re all welcome.

What chew talkin’ bout?