Irv

I would sit on the front straight as you can also see the pit stops. NASCAR cars have power steering. It was introduced by Geoff Bodine many moons ago.

I've built and driven stock cars. I've been to Bristol. It's incredibly loud. Be prepared to get ripped off if you are staying in the area. Even the seediest hotel are 20X overpriced. But a fun place to watch. I also think Watkins Glen is a lot of fun. But I agree with Seasons1992. Smaller tracks are better. I went to Daytona and it was like watching cars go by on the Thruway.

Washington Skinreds.

Bam - how'd you get that so fast without seeing the tongue????

Bela Lugosi?

Talking Plowed Field

Late cut. Will teach rookies thoroughly how not to play football.

I volunteer for conjugal visits

“He’s down there giving him the business.” Ben Dreith “Thats some high quality H2O”. Bobby Bouchet ”Its water under the dam”. Bruce Smith ”He’s got a calcium deposit on his Medulla Oblongatta”. Capt Lou Albano

Do you watch the NFL? Sincerely, Roethlisberger

Enough. Tommy John surgery written all over this.

I’ve banned clowns. I’d actually like to punch a clown if given the chance.

Said she was eighteen

Please forgive me for getting sidetracked. But I don’t understand the Dollars to Donuts. Krispy Kreme sells a donut for $1.09 and your only willing to bet a $1.00. Where’s the risk in that? And, before you ask, yes I do need to get a life.

Maybe ol’ Irv will get one of them there New Era caps and try it out.

Never understood why New Era bought the naming rights. Who buys a hat based on brand? Frankly, Mike’s Big Mouth Coliseum has a much nicer sound.

We need a Disco National Anthem. Disco has been systematically discriminated against since 1978.

Had you cheered a little harder that would not have been the case. Shame on you. You obviously don’t live in NY.

You're gonna need a bigger stadium.

So, NY can't have fans. Other states can have fans. Wrecks any home field advantage for Bills. Thanks Cuomo! Another spit in the eye for Upstate.

Nothing wrong with AB. Sincerely, Ingcognito

Cut!

When I was growing up they invented "wind chill". That never existed before the seventies.

There is no substitute for Nick Tahou's. None. Often imitated never duplicated.