That's No Moon

I'm aware of that.

Ricky Watters first game as an Eagle was terrible and he followed it up with his infamous "For who? For what?" quote in the postgame press conference.

None, but maybe someone was curious what it would do? Nobody made you click it, read it, or respond to it Hoss.

Exactly this. Suspended twice already for doing completely avoidable things. Just stupidity. He's also already down 1 ACL.

I'm sure there is one, but it's not this one.

I really don't find her that compelling but to each their own.

Here's what it gave me after I told it to take team needs, draft visits, and recent media coverage into account along with not changing the drafting order for any team and excluding Isaiah Bond because of his legal issues. There is no shot Abdul Carter falls that far and if he does Beane better go get him. Tennessee Titans – Cam Ward, QB, Miami Cleveland Browns – Shedeur Sanders, QB, Colorado New York Giants – Travis Hunter, WR/CB, Colorado New England Patriots – Will Campbell, OT, LSU Jacksonville Jaguars – Mason Graham, DT, Michigan Las Vegas Raiders – Jalen Milroe, QB, Alabama New York Jets – Tyler Warren, TE, Penn State Carolina Panthers – Jalon Walker, LB, Georgia New Orleans Saints – Malaki Starks, S, Georgia Chicago Bears – Tetairoa McMillan, WR, Arizona San Francisco 49ers – Will Johnson, CB, Michigan Dallas Cowboys – Emeka Egbuka, WR, Ohio State Miami Dolphins – Jonah Savaiinaea, OT, Arizona Indianapolis Colts – Tyler Booker, OL, Alabama Atlanta Falcons – Nic Scourton, EDGE, Texas A&M Arizona Cardinals – Mykel Williams, EDGE, Georgia Cincinnati Bengals – Kenneth Grant, DT, Michigan Seattle Seahawks – Josh Conerly Jr., OT, Oregon Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Jihaad Campbell, LB, Alabama Denver Broncos – Derrick Harmon, DT, Michigan State Pittsburgh Steelers – J.T. Tuimoloau, EDGE, Ohio State Los Angeles Chargers – Matthew Golden, WR, Texas Green Bay Packers – Walter Nolen, DT, Ole Miss Minnesota Vikings – Quinn Ewers, QB, Texas Houston Texans – Abdul Carter, EDGE, Penn State Los Angeles Rams – Bralen Trice, EDGE, Washington Baltimore Ravens – Kamari Lassiter, CB, Georgia Detroit Lions – Landon Jackson, EDGE, Arkansas Washington Commanders – Kool-Aid McKinstry, CB, Alabama Buffalo Bills – Tai Felton, WR, Maryland Kansas City Chiefs – Aireontae Ersery, OT, Minnesota Philadelphia Eagles – Walter Nolen, DT, Ole Miss It's an amazing tool if it's used properly and you understand what it can't do. I use it at work often and it saves me a ton of time. I try to teach my students how to use it properly to get the help they need more efficiently, not to write papers for them. For example, we use a lot of historical texts and, for kids who are way behind grade level they are exceedingly difficult to understand. ChatGPT allows them to have the text reworded for them instantly for the level they are currently at. Then they can see the original and the essentially translated version side by side and it takes ZERO time to do it.

I'll do his job for half his current salary. What's the worst that could happen? They miss the playoffs? Hell, think of the money they'd make off the built in documentary series and resulting movie about a fan becoming GM. If I turn out to be good at it? Can you imagine? It'd be HUUGE.

I'm not interested in mentors. If they can't play anymore get them out of here. NFL rosters are too small for player coaches and mentors.

The wife and I saw him get wheeled out for the Easter blessing and both remarked about how terrible he looked.

Yeah, because he figured out teams aren't as enthused about Shedeur as he thought they'd be and implying that you won't play for more than half the league doesn't improve his draftability. I wouldn't touch Sanders. First, I dont think he's that great. Second, he's been shepherded though his entire life and never really faced competition at his position or the prospect of being benched if he doesn't perform . Third, I have zero interest in the circus that comes with him. Deion will be riding sidecar at all times and if you don't think that he won't use his bully pulpit to be a problem if things don't go the way he wants you're nuts. There is no chance that Deion sits quiet if Shedeur is sitting for a year while another QB is out there stinking it up and it might actually be worse if the other QB is having a good season and endangering Shedeur's carefully curated path to a starting job even more.

It's called Wild Card Weekend.

I didn't see the pictures, but is there a direct path to the front door or do you need to go all the way around the outside to enter through the back?

Fishing in the big conferences makes more sense than ever in a transfer portal world. More of the actual players end up there than ever before.

I don't dislike him because he looks like a dork. I dislike him because he comes off as super fake. He's trying to play a part and he can't pull it off. For example that whole "I wish it were colder" thing. You want to do that as a coach go ahead and do that, but you can't then come out and look as cold as he actually looked that day. It pokes a huge hole in the phony bravado balloon that he totes around and everyone sees it right away. There are plenty of other examples, that's just an easy one.

36 Chambers of flavor.

Did he run someone down with his walker or stab them with his Jello spork?

Good. Their current crop of CBs are small, slow or both.

Sure. He wasn't even allowed hire assistant coaches. I'm sure he will be empowered to re-make the roster.

Here's my spicy take. If Josh played in the same time period as Kelly he'd be out of the league injured already.

I suck pretty aggressively at bowling. The golf/baseball transition was hard for me as a kid season to season as others have pointed out. I could do one or the other pretty well, but not both at the same time.

This is why I was questioning the in person meeting and all that. What do we think he said "Oh, yeah I totally did that."? Of course that's not what happened. So you sit down to do what, see if you can divine if he's lying to you when you have no way to verify that or not? The court situation is pending and will be. The Bills as a team have zero way to know if the kid is being truthful or not so there is ZERO way they can choose him high and unless they are determined not to run away like they did in the Araiza situation he's not draftable for them at all.

I can think of quite a few jobs I'd rather leave to an AI chatbot at the moment.