That's No Moon

I dunno. I got lost in Elma and I forgot what I was supposed to buy.

Follow the money

Anderson or Dorsey would be fine in this role. I don't think Jim Bob Cooter would take that big a step back. I don't want Jordan Palmer in that role because, as others have stated, if he IS then he can only work with Allen during the specific times permitted. Since Allen still has a lot of work to do, if I think enough of Palmer that I'd offer him the job, I wouldn't hire him for that specific reason. I want him to work with Josh year-round. It seems that Palmer is on board with that plan as well and is happy with his life the way it is. Honestly, if he gets a rep as a real QB guru he can make a ton of money doing that from multiple clients. He can make his own schedule, live where he wants to live, work with people whenever he wants not when the league says, etc, etc. Lots of pluses for all sides to NOT have Jordan Palmer as the coach. What you want though is someone whose own QB philosophy aligns with Palmer's.

How much extra for him to bring Sarah Spain with him?

Yes, but if he can't run a route or catch a ball you tip the defense when he's on the field. If he can't do TE things he won't be here.

I think assuming he is going to come into camp in a tackle's body is a mistake. He was a beefed up TE to start with, if they got him down to 265/270 he will still be massive for a TE but he will gain mobility. I just see so many people talking about solely tackle eligible type situations and that's just not going to be it. He's either going to make the team as a real TE or he's not going to make it.

Can I get an AMEN from the congregation?!?!?!

So 255 by camp. No problem

It's shocking how fast these guys can cut weight when they put a mind to it. It's hard to weigh 300 lbs with the amount of work they do.

I think he's yanking your crank.

Have you seen the QB play in that league? Brutal would be kind.

If they took Manziel...

I'm gonna go have a couple beer while I think about this.

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I can handle it but it's not fun to. For a leisure time activity, if it's not enjoyable why am I doing it? I only have so much free time in a week, why am I going to spend any of that time doing something that is much more often than not frustrating, angering, and downright depressing? More time for things that bring me joy, more money to do those things.

Seriously. I got tired of having my balls broken all the time. If it's not fun, why am I doing it?

Yes, which is why I gave it all away. The sticker came off my car after the night Jets game a couple years ago. 130am i'M in my driveway scraping a sticker off the window. The next morning everything went to Goodwill. All of it. Don't miss it at all.

We'll see how long that lasts.

It's just me throwing crap at the wall but the value chart matches up almost perfectly. We might need to throw in a 7th but it's basically spot on. 1850 to 1851 in value IIRC

Well, his one knee was just put back together. Gore has torn his left ACL twice, in addition to all the other wear and tear. I'm not sure you can say Ajayyi is broken down when you have Gore on the team. That said, it takes awhile to come back from an ACL fully and Ajayyi is probably not ready at this point so unless your plan is to lowball him on a 2 year deal with the plan of putting him on PUP to start the year knowing you may not get anything out of him at all this season I'm not sure it makes much sense right now.

That's the danger of not running in Indy and pinning it all on your pro day. Hurt in Mobile, didn't run at the combine, mediocre time at pro day + tight back? Now you're asking GMs to base your speed off film as much as the watch and you didn't play in a power conference. Ugh.

"If they expect you to cook the meal they ought to at least let you pick out some of the groceries." - Bill Parcells

4.5 indoors coming off a lackluster senior season. Day 2.

I think the Packers might be interested in moving up to 9 from 12 to get a WR. Bills receive: #12, #30, and #150 Packers receive: #9 and #40

I think Russ would autograph his balls for you right now if you asked him to. Maybe even if you didn't ask him to.