I lurk a couple of times/day on FB. I sort of enjoy the updates from my "friends". It's good entertainment, much like this board. But I rarely stay on the site for more than a minute or two because the instant messages will start coming in.
Just last week...
[Her = very hot girl I used to work with]
Her: Hey Hops!
Me: Hey you.
[Having not spoken in years we do 5 minutes of back-and-forth]
Her: So... did you hear I'm single again?
Me: Yeah, I heard. I was dancing around that.
Her: Dancing around what? Speaking of dancing, do you ever go to [Local Dance Club]?
And it goes on like this for 15 minutes... until
Her: Well, I better run. I have the kids this weekend.
About half of my "friends" are moms (single or happily married) looking for some adult interaction.
Another single mom sent me a message:
Her: Every time I see you're online and try to send you an IM, you're gone. I think you are a ninja.
My reply: Why yes, I AM a ninja.