Could Eldrick look any less comfortable?
Daly: Paddy, did you say you call women here "birds"? I wanna f&^k that bird over there. [Farts] Hey who stepped on a duck?
Harrington: Dat's a goued 'un, Johnny. Dey luv ya 'round heeere. Dunt'cha tink so, Tiegr?
Tiger: Let's just get through this, k guys?
Daly: God I need a beer.
Watson [mumbling to self]: What's happened to my beautiful game?