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Not sayin they sign Cam, but he's an ex Panther that just spent the off-season reading NEs playbook.

So NEs QB depth chart is a promising rook, a failed prospect, and a clip board commando. Sorta looks like QB Purgatory to me.

Sooooo...Miami either just gave up the farm for a guy who might be going to jail, or nothing happened. Well, nothing happened except Tua just had a solid camp and pre-season but his coaches couldn't care less. I hate the Watson move (assuming he actually goes to Miami and plays), but I couldn't be happier about how Miami is mismanaging their players.

Making a death threat against the POTUS and VPOTUS on the same day as terrorist attack on the USMC and USN. You're really, really smart, aren't you?

On what?

He's no Einstein, but I'd take his game day check in a second.

The sad thing is, he has plenty of money to fund a trip to all these ICUs and find out for himself. But he doesn't. Gee, I wonder why.

The most interesting thing so far are the international prospects talking about how they go a shot in the NFL. Dak and Zeke are dull as hell, and Jerry looks like he's about to keel over.

I see the Patriots hoping Mac Jones can be c.2001 Tom Brady. Until he is, only the TB12 part of Brady and Belichick has a ring since they split. The other part went back to being the .500 coach he was before he got 19 years of TB12. BB is coaching to prove he's the best coach ever, not just the luckiest.

Trolling Bills fans is a proven method of generating clicks and views. For reference, see Nick Wright's entire career.

Let's all be thankful that our team is just humming along, getting better and building fellowship. Not breaking their feet, knocking each other out, brawling like it's Gangs of New York, or getting stretchered off on back boards.

Man I was getting used to the circus. But I'll take the Salah Era starting off with bad blood between the QB and the organization.

Man, the chiefs are getting the best of both worlds from Bienemy. You'd think he'd have been poached by now, but I guess he's hot garbage at job interviews.

If Don Corleone ran the Bills, the stadium would be a palace of marble, Tom Brady would be stocking shelves with the other 6th rounders, and Belichick would wake up with Ernie Adams head in his sheets.

Ha, the mayor called out the team for being greedy and irrelevant. That's awesome.

I wonder if Real Madrid's sudden interest in the NFL has anything to do with them being broke and holding the bag for the Super League.

Nothing worth worrying about.

So what's the answer?

Nevermind the mob that tried to stop the electoral college from voting, whatabout...

Outstanding! Operation Yinzerstomp is a go.

That "dropped INTs" video is pretty much the Golden Calf of Dolphins fans. It's been doing the rounds on Finheaven for weeks now, and they're all desperate for proof that last year was a fluke. There's a few clear heads over there, but oh Lord do they want to believe 2021 JA will go back to being 2018 JA.

Until the rest of the division has a comeback for "Who's your quarterback though?", It's our division to lose.

I'd be shocked if they get him. Dealing your 20-something franchise QB for anything less than the sun and the moon is a bad career move for a GM. Dealing him to your old boss as the marquee move of your first ever season in the job is career suicide.

Let's take a minute and hold a quick funeral for "The Patriot Way". Instead of a unique system of team building and cap management that made your franchise into a machine of selfless cogs that always wins...well that was all Tom Brady too. And the moment he left, Belichick didn't even pretend, he starting shoveling cash into the free agent market while pinning his hopes on a rookie or FA QB. And paying not quite Travis Kelce money for...Jonnu Smith? Yeah. Good luck sir.

As long as they've got Bill, they're only 1 piece away!* *As long as that one piece is the greatest QB ever, who plays like the greatest QB ever for 19 years, in a division with no other franchise QBs, at about 1/3 the salary he would make on the free agent market.